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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

It was Omaha. It was my fault. And he never let it go.

Well, he should have.

You don't know what I did, Dean.

It doesn't matter.

What do you mean, it doesn't...?

I mean, at the end of the day, you two are family. Life's short, and ours are shorter than most. We gonna spend it wringing our hands? Something's going to get us, eventually. And when my guts get ripped out, just so you two know, we're good. Blanket apology for all the crap that anybody's done, all the way around.

Some of us pulled a lot of crap, Dean.

Well, clean slate.

Okay.

You two just going to stand there like the ugly girl at the prom, or you gonna pitch in? This so-called Eve mother, whatever, ain't gonna gank herself.

I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally. (Sam stares) You know what I mean.

Why?

Why what?

Why did you unsink the ship?

Because I hated the movie.

What movie?

Exactly.

Wait. So you saved a cruise liner because...?

Because that god-awful Celine Dion song made me wanna smite myself!

Who's Celine Dion?

Oh, she's a destitute lounge singer somewhere in Quebec, and let's keep it that way, please.

But now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... they must have interacted with-with so many other people, changed so much crap... you totally butterfly-effected history.

Dude, dude, rule one. No Kutcher references.

Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you. I don't care.

Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?

River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?

We'll Star Trek IV this bitch.

I only watched Deep Space Nine.

It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV. Save the whales.

You only have 24 hours.

What? Why?

Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations...

Yeah, aim lower.

Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff...

No I'm not.

You have a fetish, Dean.

Shut up. I like old movies.

You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.

Even the monkey movies?

Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.

His name is Clyde.

You goin' to a hoedown?

Now is it, is it customary to wear a blanket?

It's a serape. And yes, it's a... never mind, let's just go.

I'm powerless.

You're joking.

Something in this town is, uh... it's affecting me. I assume it's Eve.

So, wait. Mom's making you limp?

Figuratively, yes.

How?

I don't know, but she is.

Oh, well, that's great, 'cause without your power, you're basically just a baby in a trench coat. (Castiel looks away)

I think you hurt his feelings.

The question is why? What does she want with a... what do you call these?

Well, congrats, you discovered it, you get to name it.

"Jefferson Starships." Huh? Because they're horrible, and hard to kill.

It looks like the whole bar has been turned into these-

Jefferson Starships.

Fine. But why are all... the Starships dead?

They won't take long.

You don't know that. They may find more wayward orphans along the way.

Oh, don't get cute.

Right. Pardon me for highlighting their crippling and dangerous empathetic response with "sarcasm." It's a bad idea letting them go.

Come on. You don't let Sam and Dean Winchester do squat. They do what they gotta, you know that.

There's one way to draw her out. Me and Sam will go in.

Dean!

Look, if we don't get a shot off you two better.

That's the plan?

Yeah. Pretty much.

Well, at least it ain't complicated.

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