My spidey senses are tingling.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sam, you-you gotta understand that all that crap last year, all of it, none of it was you.
Let's be crystal clear, okay? It was me.
(walks away) Can I get you anything?
What are you now, my waitress?
I'm just trying to make you feel better, don't be a bitch.
Yeah, I'm fine.
(sarcastic) Yeah, you look fine. (serious) All I'm saying is everything's gonna be okay.
I don't know Dean, if I did this here, then who knows how many oth— (Sam falls to the floor in a violent seizure)
Sammy? Sam?! Sammy, talk to me!
(Sam has a flash back to his soul burning and screaming in Hell)
How do you feel?
Like I got hit by a... planet.
How long was I out again?
I'm tellin' you, like two or three minutes. Why, what'd it feel like to you?
'bout a week, give or take.
Dean, I might have done... who knows what. And you want me to just forget about it?
You shove it down, and you let it come out in spurts of violence and alcoholism.
That sounds healthy.
Well, it works for me.
Wait, that anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Excuse me?
What if that's what this is about?
What exactly are you accusing me of?
[to Dean] My phone rings, I think: tiny chance it's you, big chance it's Sam calling to tell me you're died.
They put frickin' makeup on us! Those bastards!
Look, I think I know what this is.
Okay, what?
It's a TV show.
(sarcastic) You think?!
Well, I mean, here, wherever here is, thi-this Twilight Zone Balthazar zapped us into... for whatever reason, our life is a TV show.
Why?
I don't know.
No, seriously, why? Why would anybody wanna watch our lives?
Well according to the interviewer, not many people do.
I'm just saying we landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Oh, so what, now you're Polish?!
If there's a key, then there has to be a lock. And when we find the lock, we can get the weapons, and then we can have the weapons. And the lock, we'll also have the lock, I imagine because we've opened it, and of course, the initial key... a-and...
(abnormally deep voice) We need to get all three of that crap.
What?
That's how he does it!
BBob
Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death.
Huh.
JJim
This is Jim here Sarah, and it wasn't all the way to death, only part way. So that's a plus.
(hitting a wall in Bobby's house) Solid. (with relief) It's real. Nice.
Yeah. Yeah, real, moldy, termite-eaten home sweet home. Chock full of crap that want to skin you. Oh, and uh, we're broke again.
(sarcastic) Yeah. But, hey... at least we're talking.
EEve
God doesn't care about you.
RRick
Sure He does.
EEve
Your Father made you and then abandoned you. So you pray. You see signs where there's nothing. But truth is, your Apocalypse came and went, and you didn't even notice. A mother would never abandon her children like He did. You'll see.
You saying he wasn't a monster when I ganked him?
One way to find out. Bobby, you got a cranial saw in the car?
Of course.
What he did to us... but...
There's a but?
I just can't help but think, what would Mom say?
You know what I think Mom would say? She'd say, "Just 'cause you're blood doesn't make you family. You gotta earn that."
Who is she, this Eve bitch?
SSlug
The Mother of All of us. And the end of all of you. By the time she's done, there'll be more creatures than humans. You'll live in pens. We'll serve up your young and call it veal.
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