“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Lilly

[Miley and Lilly are the Driving center] You really think they're gonna let you take the test on the same day.

Miley

They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.

Lilly

What are you talking about. You're Hannah Montana..

Miley

Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.

[To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!

But I'm the Governor of California.

And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12:20, it's 12:22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!

I'll be back.

Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!

Miley

I am so dead.

Jackson

[Rico is shaving his armpits, Robbie is going out while Jackson says] Please please take me with you, don't leave me alone with, [looks at Rico and says] that!

Rico

I got a big swim meet this weekend, you won't believe the difference it makes in the butterfly, [does the butterfly and shows his armpits] Yeah.

Sorry son, every man for himself.

Miley

[She is driving her car and listening to one of her songs, and singing along] Sometimes I lie to the government just to get my license to drive a car, and now I'm on my way to the party to see Amber and rub her face in and na na na, [she gets pulled over] good!

License, please.

Miley

Oh yes, is there a problem officer…Diarrhea?

It's "DiAria".

Miley

Of course it is my bad.

Your turn signal's been on for the last mile and a half.

Miley

Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.

Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.

Miley

Oh that's just because…Sweet niblets!

Robby

Daddy's little convict say what?

Miley

[Miley is out of Jail, Robbie is driving her home] Kids, we do the darn'est things, but you gotta love us, you gotta love me right?

You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.

Miley

And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, I've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.

Well I wouldn't necessarily go that far.

Miley

[Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!

Oh yeah!

Miley

Oh daddy, why don't you just pull out a blow horn and announce my arrival.

You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha. How's that for punishment.

Miley

[Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone knows you do it on 3, 1 2 3.

Lilly

It's really not that bad.

Oliver

Are you kidding, it looks like a horse stepped on her face.

Lilly

Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]

Rico

Welcome to Rico's Meat Mania! All meat, all the time! [Oliver walks in and notices his display] Just for you, [sniffs a hamburger] Oh yes.

Oliver

It's the promised land! [bows down]

[noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?

Oliver

I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!

Jackson

Ya know what the best part about having you as a sister is?

Miley

No, what?

Jackson

I was hoping you could tell me, 'cause I got nothing!

Miley

So what? You had to drive me here, just be happy we finally got you a chair where your feet touch the ground!

You know, I kissed a girl named Rosemary Pesto once! She sure could've used a mint!

Miley

Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]

I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!

Miley

[With fork stuck in her tooth] I am not gonna crack a tooth! [her tooth flies, and lands on Jackson's nose]

Jackson

But you might lose a filling!

Oliver

I so need more guy friends!

Miley

[Jackson is sitting with Robbie at the table, and they both have made small faces on their hands] Dad, I need to talk with you..

Jackson

[interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or I'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.

[Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].

Jackson

You're the worst dad ever!

Miley

Like my dad, he realizes that I am a mature, responsible adult totally capable of handling financial matters. [is handed another binder of checkbook designs] Aww, kitties playing with yarn!

Oliver

You know, this kind of thing never happens in Italy, they wear berets!

Miley

That's France! Just distract her! [stands up] Lily! Oliver's having trouble breathing!

Oliver

I am? [Miley elbows his stomach, hard]

Hannah

What are you doing on the floor?

Jackson

Just dropped something

Hannah

If it's your dignity, you might wanna check the empty box of platform shoes!