Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
My dad plays second base?, I'll give you a thousand bucks? Miley, you set this up.
Set what up? What are you talking about?
Look at me in the eye and Super Secret Swear that you did not give that guy money to buy my hat.
(who's looking at Lilly in the eye) Lilly... I did not give that guy money to buy your hat. Super Secret Swear.
(who cartwheels in excitement) YES, I'M GOING TO DC!!! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...
I don't know. It's just, sometimes being around all your success makes me feel--
Like a failure.
I was gonna say "bad"...
[Lily looks nervous]
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Lily [frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Get up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
There!
Happy?
It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his guts in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....
Answer the phone!
Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!
Hotshot Hollywood Honcho say what?
Oh, you don't like C-A-R-R-...Hey, Carra---,
[to Hannah] Oh, come on! It's good for you!
No, sorry! If this girl's eating an orange snack, it will be candy corn!
Carrot, it's not a K is it?
Maybe we should get Mack a pen and paper
Wouldn't help
Nice to meet you Mr.......?
Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn
Your name's Shawn Nahnah?
Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah
[to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated")
Fine, just because somebody's too lazy to drive to Capacitated.
[after Miley leaves] I have got to get that girl a dictionary.
You may be a great choreographer, but it's time somebody said No-no Nahnah!
You really wanna go down that road?
Absolutely! [walks away…and comes back momentarily] What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down there?
You know the road that starts if you tell dad this about me it ends with me telling dad everything I know about you.
[laughs] Okay, when you say "everything"?
Everything, past, present, and future.
[in high tone] Future? [scared] What kind of brother are you?
I guess you can consider me a traitor, much like Benedict Arnold in 1779, gave away West Point to [lifts his jeans] the British.
No! My answers! They're melting! They're melting!
Rico, I want this thing fixed, and I want it fixed now!
Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?
The what?
The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?
`Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]
The reset button. [presses the reset button]
Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!
There is no other one
[quietly] Leave me my pride
What?
Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]
Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog, good luck on your test
What do you mean by that?
Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!
Oh, thanks
You got everything covered?
What do you mean by that?
Wow, son, take it easy, I can see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!
I know
Well, uh
Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]
It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating, no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!
Loosening up some cheating skiln, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?
[After his sweat is smudging the answers written on his arms] Oh, great! There goes the 19th amendment! [shouting to Miley] Thanks to you, women are losing the right to vote!
Now, when Jackson comes in, close the door!
Would it kill you to say please once in a while?
Please?
Thank you!
Like the FDIC, the FHA, the TVA, the SEC
Jackson! S-T-O-P!
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