Except on Wednesdays when you have piano.
Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So Jackson, I see you have met my cousin!
[Talking to her snake] Come on Wiggly, you don't wanna meet her anyway.
[enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!
[falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!
Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!
Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?
Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.
That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it.
Who was I about to kiss?
…Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?
Well...
{imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.
LLily
But I really like him.
[in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?
[Lilly, Miley, and Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is!
Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?
You've been watching soap operas again?
No, it's just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…
Yeah, you have.
[Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.
You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair off the brush when no one was looking.
What? And by "what", I mean EWW!
MMailman
[Robbie is playing the guitar, the mailman rings the bell and Robbie opens the door] Robbie Stewart?
That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think?
MMailman
I think you're super super weird!
The gardener loved it.
[Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh!
Huh, what?
I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.
No, no, wrong way, go back.
No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!
And Miley pukey!
MMickey
There might be some tension in the Hannah posse.
Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]
MMike
Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].
Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.
MMike
[Points at Mack] Word!
MMack
Oh, from your mother?
It's actually to your mother.
MMack
Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.
You never know.
[Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.
That's tomorrow?
Yep.
I had the weirdest dream.
What was it about?
You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.
Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!
Ah, that's my girl.
[Miley is driving her car; she has her driving test the next day.] You're doing good there bud, drivin' like a real pro. You might wanna slow down here just a touch. [thinks in his head] We're gonna die, we're gonna die!
No problem daddy, you're the boss. [thinks in her head] I know what I'm doing old man, stick a sock in it!
You're gonna ace that driver's test, just focus on the road and stay calm. [thinks in his head] I'm gonna throw up!
I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!
[She is at her driver's test.] Seatbelt check, side-view mirror check, guy in side-view mirror check him out!
DIDriving Instructor
[Enters the car saying] Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dogs?
Is that part of the test cuz' it wasn't on the manual.
DIDriving Instructor
I mean look at this. [shows Miley his dirty shoe]
Uhh, you know maybe you could wipe that outside of my brand new car, [he wipes it inside the car] too late.
DIDriving Instructor
Let's get going, we're over-booked and I am all backed up.
Wish I could say the same for the dog!
[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.
[Nods nervously] Ahan…
What did you do?
Well…
[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!
I may have mentioned it to Oliver.
[Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.
[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.
Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…
Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]
Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.
[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..
Hey dad, look at this, I just found a picture of me when i was six months old, sweet, cuddly, and so so happy, and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.
You gotta learn to laugh at life's little difficulties, [door bell rings] Oh, and speaking of little difficulties, we have a house guest.
Hello roomies.
[exclaims] No no no no, why why why why, [points at Rico] YOU YOU YOU YOU!
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