“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Hannah

The Hollywood Committee said it's two past Madonna. So, Madonna...Brad Pitt...[suddenly notices a chili mess on the next diamond]—Yow!

Oliver

[referring to the guard's surprise at discovering he was "Officer Nancy Oken"] My father named me that. His name was Harriet! You got a problem with that?

No! Not if...you don't?

Oliver

Just get the permit, sir.

That look is so Hannah Montana!

Hannah

That's because I am Hannah Montana… I mean, you didn't think I was someone else, did you?

Lilly

[suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.

Miley

Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]

Hannah

Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.

Miley

No. That one could hurt people.

Jackson

I'm just barking my way to the bank! Hey, maybe next week, I can moooo for moolah.

Rico

Let's just see where barking takes us.

[to Jackson's bark] You calling my girlfriend a dog?!

Jackson

Woof.

That does it! You're dog-meat!

Jackson

[frightened] Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wooof? Yauuuuugggghhhh! [jumps off a boardwalk plank into the sand below and the customer pile-drives after him off the same plank, and presumebly beats Jackson up. Hold on, he actually did that!]

Rico

[to Jackson of why Rico has no friends] I think it's because the world is full of idiots! My mom says it's my temper. [muttering] Idiot.

[to Robby Ray about Jackson] A little messy?! I'd say he lived like a pig, but then that would be an insult to pigs! [slams down mop] I quit!

Your friend Lola is ruining my Putt Putt for Puppies Party!!

[to Orlando Bloom off screen] Hey Orlando, nice butt! [recognizes what she just said] I mean, putt, nice putt!

(to Orlando Bloom, as he tries to flee from Lola) You can't hide from destiny!

Lilly

Is it because of your yearbook picture?

Miley

No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?

Lilly

Nothing! It's a sweet smile that says, "I'm friendly and I like spinach!"

Miley

This is what I get for eatin' healthy.

Yeah. I saw your yearbook picture too Stewart. So sad! That lovely piece of spinach surronded by all that ugly.

Lilly

Well I saw your year book picture too, Joannie. Looks just like you. Sorry!

Oliver

Here's your poetry book! (he falls in love with Joannie)

NOOOOO!

Girl who always says say what say what?