(chanting) I'm gonna be a rockstar, I'm gonna be a rockstar...!
He's doing a jig with a pig!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You caved, didn't you?
Earl's got a good puppy dog face.
(Making a puppy dog face) I've got a puppy dog face too.
You're right... but Earl's got you beat.
(as Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon's making guaca... giguaca....avocados all mashed together. It's very good.
MLMiley (Hannah), Lilly (Lola), Oliver (Mike)
(praying) Jackson's plan is gonna work, Jackson's plan is gonna work...
Great news! My plan worked!
MMiley (Hannah)
You're lying.
How did you know?
MMiley (Hannah)
Your lips are moving!
What was I thinking, tryin' to be a rock star? I was born a loser, I'm always gonna be a loser, I'm the most embarrassing dang doofus in this whole family—worse than Unlucky Bucky or Wacky Wilbur, or even Jackson!
(dressed as Ozzy Osbourne) Hey!!!
Good grief, boy, look what you're wearin'!!
MMiley (Hannah)
C'mon! I need my funky unky on stage!
I've realized something very, very important.
What's that?
I can't get up.
I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?
Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.
Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!
Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.
Yeah, Miley, you're way better than a salty loogie.
BMBalloon Man
Happy Birthday Bobby!
It's Robby.
BMBalloon Man
Happy Birthday Robby!
Why aren't there any eggs on my fork?
Wow. He really is upset.
MJMiley and Jackson
[in unison] What did you do? Me?! Yes you. Stop that!
It was probably your phone bill.
Was not!.... Well, it's possible.
I paid for half of those!!
You see? This is why you don't get dates. I'm a girl! Be nice!
And this is why you don't get dates. You eat like a pig!
[gasps and splutters] You take that back!!
Now would you please, just give me my diamond back?
PBPancake Buffalo
Well, when you say it that way...NO!
(in shock) But that's not fair!!
PBPancake Buffalo
If you want to switch diamonds, go talk to that Garison bozo. Oh, wait a minute, he loooooooove's meeee.
(gritting her teeth in fury) Okay, listen here you glorified oven mitt!
PBPancake Buffalo
(mockingly) Hey, Hannah! Want to know the weather report for Montana? Chilly, with a 100 percent chance of spit showers! [laughs]
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