Yee, doggies! It feels great to be puffy again!
Yeah, yeah. You're a regular Puff Daddy!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
LSLilly's Mom
[listing Robby's interests] Car racing, Lynard Skynyrd, and those Japanese game shows where people fall off logs.
Lily, Tell your mom to wear the dress she wore to my parent's Christmas Party. She looked so ho...lidayish. Holidayish. Very festive.
DDolly
Now Ruthie. If you're going to be mean, talk to the booty cause the hand's off duty!
RRuthie
Well I would love to, but that booty has been nipped and tucked so many times I just can't hardly find it!
(note: in reference to Dolly Parton's 'Nip, tuck and suck' comment.)
So this whole feud started over a boy?
Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.
NO!
YES!
NO!
YES!
NO!
(laying on the couch) YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!
Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)
What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)
Your family is better than cable!
(banging on the counter) Stupid, stupid, stupid!
No, you're not stupid. You just can't act.
Face it Rico, we need a better Rico. (they both look at the kids who come to audition for the part)
KKids
(altogether) Hey oh hey oh!
Jackson! I leave the room for two minutes and you turn on wrestling. Flip back to the award show.
...This is the award show.
[to the crowd] Thank you, thank you. [to Robby] Where are we?
Albuquerque.
[to the crowd] Albuquerque. My favorite city in my favorite state...
[sneaking up on Miley] Guam.
[to the crowd] Guam!
CCrowd
Huh?
[Miley receives a phone call from Lilly and sits down at the bar.]
Hey, Lilly. Yeah, we just finished the concert in Albuquerque. Yes, in New Mexico. Where else could it be? [looks at Jackson angrily:] Guam?
[Jackson nods happily, eating his Jello.]
[to Robby] I know where you can see the world's biggest pile of dirty socks... Jackson's Room! Let's drive.
And if you're good I'll let you ride down the underwear mountain.
MJMiley and Jackson
[in unison] WOOOOSH!
[to Jackson and Miley] Relax. We won't be here more than a half hour tops.
[looking at old lady walking slowly over to the diner table] Dad, it's gonna take her a half hour just to get here!
Umm, excuse me. We're ready to order.
OWOld Waitress
Oooh! Forgot my pencil. Back in a jiff.
UGHHH!
MMHH...you just can't find an old-fashioned hamburger like this out on the main highway. Makes you wanna savor every bite.
[quickly eating the crumbs off her plate] Ya, sure. Eating, savoring... Done. Let's go.
Oh come on Miley, slow down. Even your brother's getting into the spirit of this place.
[finishing a maze on a piece of paper] WOOHOO!! Prospector Pete found his way through the maze to the gold! [puts the paper down on a big pile of more paper] AGAIN!
Hey, Oliver! Here's your ticket for Maroon 5. [seriously] Where's my 50 bucks?
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