I still hate you.
Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?
Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!
Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!
[in disbelief] Really?
Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!
Has been.
Never was.
Bottle-blonde.
Lip-syncher.
Bra stuffer.
[gasps] I hate you.
MMikalya
Like I care.
[closing the door] Hi.
You look great.
Oh, boy!
Listen, Miley, I…
I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…
I just wanna be friends.
Big blonde sack o' drama say what?
So you are really into him?
Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now, it's between Jikayla and Mikake.
Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mik-donald!
Here's your lunch, boy.
Come on, Dad, this is stupid. Can I come back in the house?
No way. You smell worse than that week old sardine Uncle Earl found in his fat fold when he was looking for the remote.
Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.
No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do. That they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?
Umm, in makeup. Why?
Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.
You stink under pressure!
Then stop putting me under pressure!
You got an army?
SSarah
No..
Good luck.
Why are we a great "juoy?"
[in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!
I'll take the fish if it gets me an A.
SSarah
Who needs an army when you got an arm!
I don't expect you to know that because you are from Lilly-tiny-brainia!
Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!
[Everyone is slapping each other with fish.]
CMr. Corelli
Guys, I was going to return those!
Dad, next time you host a PTA meeting do it out in the hot tub so I can see Lilly's mom in ... [sees Lilly's Mom] ... the kitchen. Hi Ms. T. [to Robby] Warn a guy!
CMr. Corelli
People of Earth. People of Earth. People of Earth. Don't be alarmed. It's Mr. Corelli! Just want to give you guys a gentle reminder that International Relations Week starts on Monday, so be prepared!
CSMr. Corelli's Mom
[offscreen] Francis, do you want one fish stick or two!?
CMr. Corelli
[to offscreen mother] Not now, Mom! I'm on the computer! [to screen] Mr. Corelli over and out! [back to his mother] Four and don't hog the tartar sauce!
This explains so much.
Not just sand. This is Costa Rrrrrrrican sand. Finest in the world. Feel it, smell it, unload it.
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