Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Lilly, I found out a way to get my daddy back!
How?
Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.
What guy band?
[Miley plays with her hair.]
Oh, no!
[puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!
Eat marshmallow fro bro! [all have marshmallow shooters]
Chew on this sucker!
Put this in your cocoa!
Hey, let's blast Robbie Ray!
Great idea!
Guys! Guys! But it's three against one! I like it!
Yo guys, we're workin here!
Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!
Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.
No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!
This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.
We know who you are, your music ROCKS!
You're so hot!
[Miley looks at Lilly with distress.]
...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!
That's right man, dudes, yo!
So, what are you guys working on?
New song we just wrote.
Ourselves, we wrote it, Milo and Otis, two guys. FOOTBALL!
They get it! Let's play it for them!
Coolio! MONSTER TRUCKS!
[They play We Got the Party With Us really badly.]
That's our song! Isn't it?
I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain!
I kinda liked it. [both hit him]
Sorry guys, it's your song. Are we cool?
We're cool. [extends her fist and Joe hits it hard]
No hard feelings?
Nothing that a hug couldn't fix.
[Nick gives Otis a man hug but Otis hugs him back for a long time.]
Otis...Otis!!
[Jonas Brothers leave the room.]
That dude smells really good. [Joe hits him at the back of his neck]
[to Miley] Oh darling, let me tell you something. You know I can write a hundred songs for those boys, but there is one thing I can't do, that's put my arm around them and say they're my little girl. Well, I could but it would be extremely weird!
Where are they?
I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.
[sees the Jonas Brothers]
And we always keep our promises!
Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.
Man I wish I had the O-phone instead of this stupid slim flip. Oh, look at me I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip. [breaks phone] Aw man.
So, what's your Z-code so we can Z-text and Z-chat?
Oh, mine's still in "Z-box."
[quietly] Yeah, in "Z-store."
I can't believe this. I made myself look like a total idiot all because of that phone.
Look! I'm on the front page! Don't I look so cute when I'm scared?
If you don't get over yourself in about 3 seconds you're going to look absolutely adorable.
I don't know. This one is pretty goofy. I mean you have your hair in curlers and eyes bugging out and your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place.
Future of sleaze-journalism say what?
[to photographer who'd been planning to throw a Strawberry Cream Pie in his face] Are you sure?
[The stunned photographer looks from the Rock to the pie then hits himself in the face with it.]
Good choice.
So all this happened because you wanted a Z-Phone?
Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.
Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.
Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.
[to out of shot editor] Thanks for finally giving me my picture back. [Camera zooms out to reveal The Rock is holding the editor upside down by his ankle]
Well, after I thought about it, kinda figured it was the right thing to do.
Good choice.
[to Jackson] My life is complicated enough. The last thing I need in my life right now is more drama.
Hi, Miley.
[staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!
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