How did I lose my card?!
Oh, don't worry, it's probably right next to your brain... Oh, then you'll never find it.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How did the carpet make sense?
The guy said it would match my shoes?
I think I'm in love! [walks toward sandwich] You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me.
What's wrong with you, boy?
It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math.
Oh, I have to have these shoes!
Why?
They're shoes, I'm a girl, do the math.
Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings.
What did you do?
What do you mean, what did I do, what did you do?
I didn't do anything, I never do anything.
Listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong and stand together. [sees Robbie coming and points at Miley] She did it, she did it, I saw her with my own two eyes. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You are a cruel cruel father.
Oh yeah? Would a cruel cruel father give you these? [takes two credit cards out]
JMJackson and Miley
Credit cards!
My very first credit card. Today I am woman [kisses her credit card]
And I am still a Dad and these cards are just used for emergencies only!
[mimicking Miley] "Don't bother switching the limos tonight, nobody's following us!" I am so smart BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Actually, I've got some news about me and Jackson.
AAudience
Ooooooo! (with excitment)
No, it's kinda serious.
AAudience
Ooooooooooo!!(frustrated)
The truth is...me and Jackson are...
[runs into room] Totally and completely in love! (bouncing around the stage)I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!! (rips open sweatshirt to reveal a custom-made shirt that reads Jacksannah)
Jackson I'm gonna ask you a question I never had to ask one my kids before. Why didn't you break up with your sister?
[looking cheesed off] "Madonna's a cat?! I'm at a birthday party, in a tent, for a CAT?!" [sarcastically] "What's for dessert, chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse?"
Sorry about the whole convertible top thing.
LLola
You got a little something in your teeth.
Ewww! It's a fly!
[Miley is calling Jackson on his phone, and she can hear his phone ringing]
[impersonating Jackson] "Hello there, you've reached Jackson. I'm Hannah's assisticant. I can't do any assisticating right now because I forgot my phone. Yukkity, yukkity, yuk."
[interrupted by Jackson] Jackson I'm trying to rehearse for the American Teen Music Awards!
Yeah. Don't worry; you're not bothering me.
But you're bothering me!
Oh right. Don't care. Look out cow! Ooh... look at that heifer fly. Right into the marching band!
Hey Jackson, you have a real car, you know. Here's a thought: Get in it and drive away!
Fine, fine, you win.
[excited] I do?
[grinning] Yeah. He's fired.
What just happened?
I just ran over an armadillo.
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