Oh you better run, cracka, 'cause Miley just fired Roxy permanently and I am now in self-defense lessons!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Pretend I'm Miley and you're the Cracker.
I'd rather not!
C'mon, I'm not gonna hurt ya!
[as the Cracker] Ooh, Miley! Gimme your lipstick!
Ahhhh! Principal, principal! Help me, help me!
I'm late aren't I?
Just a smidge!
(walks up to the Cracker waving hands) Yah! Hi-Yah! Be afraid cause' Miley like a puma! Hi-Yah!
Yeah, that's right Cracka'. You better run cause' miley's is brave!
(in scared voice) Miley like a puma?! Hi-Yah?! ... Miley run like a puma!
LLola
Primp all you want, Lil' Miss Cool-List! You are about to get a makeup malfunction everyone will be downloading forever!
She won't get hurt or anything, will she?
LLola
Just her pride. Nationwide... Nowhere to hide- Humilefied! Sad inside!
Are you done?
LLola
Okay. Just remember: You go through the red and she goes through the green... Because she's mean, like an evil queen! [Hannah gives her a look] Okay, now I'm done.
Oh for the love of niblets!
You can go home and relax. Ahhhh.
Or, you can make a moose. Oooooh.
Go home and relax. Ahhhhh.
Make a moose. Oooooh.
PPatty
I think I want to...make a moose!
[in failure] Ahhhhhhhh!
DDontzig
Stewart, I'm sick of your leaves in my pool!
And I'm sick of your face in my house!!
(singing) She's done, I won! I didn't cave, now you're my slave! I get to go, to the fashion show! Ha ha ha ha ha, HA!
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there, Busta Rhymes!
You'll never be able to go to school again! Unless you move to the South Pole, completely cut off from all civilization, and you'll eventually go mad, mad I tell you, MAD!
You put extra sugar in your cereal this morning, didn't you?
Yes, and now the room is spinning...
Hey, bro!
Junior, Freshman, no bro, gotta go!
Take your stinking paws off me, you darned dirty ape!!
You brought Beary the Bear to school?
Hey! It was a big day, I'm nervous and... he wanted to see the school!
Well, would you zip him back up, please?
Okay... but not all the way, he's afraid of the dark.
[trying to get Miley up for school] Don't make me get the water bucket!
[suddenly sits up, eyes wide open] You wouldn't!
[comes in, wet] Oh yes he would!
[to football player] My mom's a cop! [runs away]
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