And what has all this taught you?
That I should believe my kids when they say their cousins are evil.
And?
That I should always bring my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughter gets tied up in her closet.
And?
I'm sorry.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
C'mon, let's not forget who pulled you out of that well when you were six.
And let's not forget who pushed me in!
Like I've always told you, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
DMr. Dontzig
Stewart! [comes running into house] Stewart! You gotta help me! Those candy-grabbers are like piranha! They're coming by the busload. It's like someone put an ad in the paper.
The paper? Why, that's way too slow. If somebody wanted to get information out fast, they'd just run down Pacific Coast Highway with a bullhorn.
DMr. Dontzig
You didn't.
[picks up bullhorn] Oh yes I did. Gotcha. [turns to door] Okay kids, come on in, don't be shy.
DMr. Dontzig
Curse you, Stewart! [runs away]
Miley': Dad, what about revenge making the whole world blind?
I was teaching that to you; it's too late for me.
Oh Jake, I bet you say that to all your co-stars, push Jake... I mean... [pushes Jake]
Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?
Yeah...kids!
Oh, just go get some!
Maybe just a taste.
(angrily) Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!
I thought you were graduating!
WWillis
I am!
Elementary school!
Plus it was kind of cool that you did all that just to make me jealous.
Whoa, whoa, slow down ego-boy, why would I try to make you jealous? Besides, you have a girlfriend.
Holly? She's not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out, so we've been hanging out as a publicity thing.
Why didn't you tell me that before?!
Ah...well...I think I....
Wait a minute...you were trying to make ME jealous.
Was not.
Was too... Admit it, Jake, you like me!
No! You like me- just say it.
No, you say it.
No, you.
No, YOU!
[Jake kisses Miley.]
HHolly
Isn't that your senior boyfriend over there? [points to Willis]
No, that's just some guy who looks like him.
WWillis
I'm King Willis!
And has the same name.
[Willis looks up, sees Miley and waves.]
WWillis
Hi Miley!
And knows me.
Willis drinks it black.
Holly drinks a latte.
Willis shaves.
Holly waxes.
Willis is a senior.
[trying to keep a strait face] Wow...
Toodles!
Now Dad, at the parent-teacher conference you might hear something about a belching contest. I just want you to know that it never happened. (ecstatically) And I was NOT the CHAMPION!!
I can't approve of that kind of behaviour. But I guess better out the attic (belching) than out the basement (flatulence)!
Whoa whoa whoa...you and Kunkle had coffee? You're kidding!!
C'mon, what's a dash of terragon among friends?
That's it! The next person who says terragon is gonna be gone!
KMs. Kunkel
(calmly) Terragon. (walking out of house) Terragon. Terra- I am so- gone! (leaves in a huff)
Was I "Dork" or "Dorkier"?
Well we gotta find a way to make her take the money.
Yeah, and maybe an umbrella.
I bet she will take the donation from a generous celebrity.
I bet she would
Yeah right! Where are we gonna find one of those?
[Miley and Lilly hit him with a pillow]
You think he'd learn by now?
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