Becca e-mailed Hannah Montana. She said she had a big crush on you.
Becca Weller has a crush on me? [points to himself] Me?
I know. We were shocked too.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
CCooper
I don't get it, man. What happened to Oliver "Smokin'" Oken?
I just totally froze. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm really not a bad guy. Besides, you're the only one in school who hasn't been falling all over me and...I kinda like that. Plus, you're cute.
You really think I'm cute? [quickly] Not that I care.
TTeacher
How 'bout you, ya backtalk, and your gurgling intestines, in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!
[enthusiastically] 'Sup, Jake? 'Sup?
Hey Lilly, you dropped something.
What?
Your dignity.
[As the reporter is about to leave]
[wearing a mullet] I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!
Lilly. Build a bridge, and get over it!
The Jake ship has sailed! [turns around and comes back] And you're not on it! [turns around and comes back again] I'm in a first class cabin!
Just leave mad already!
Happily. [both leave wrong way] My house is this way!
My house is that way![both go right way]
[when they can't tell who's who] I have an idea.
What?
Both of you, kiss me!
LLuanne
Okay!
Ew!
That's Miley. [points to the real Miley]
Dad, that's awesome. That is the best song you've ever written, I can't wait to record it. What's the bad news?
Bad news? What are you talking about? It's a great song!
Thank you, Lilly! You know I've always liked her.
Don't change the subject. Every time there's bad news, he tries to soften it up with a great song. Best of Both Worlds- had to get braces. This is the Life- Jackson decided not to go to sleepaway camp. Pumpin' Up the Party- my goldfish died.
When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words: "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."
That explains so much.
Come on dad, just tell me. I can handle it.
[sighs; quickly] Your cousin Luanne's coming to visit, who wants pie? [Miley freezes]
LRLilly and Robby Ray
Miley? Miley?
What kind of pie?
Come on, Mile. Don't forget that wonderful, wonderful song that I just wrote you that you love so much.
DMr. Dontzig
AAAHH! Two Stewarts! [grabs candy and stuffs it in his pocket] AAAHH! [grabs the whole pot of candy and runs] AAAHH!
LLuann
Well, that took you long enough to figure that out, Lulu.
LLilly (as Lola)
It's Lola.
LLuann
Whatever! Lilly, Lola, Lulu. You might as well go by "Purple Hair!
[after Luanne gets up on stage] Hey guys, I found her. She's up on stage!
[sarcastically] Good work!
Have no fear ladies. [pulls out small sword] The Masked Musketeer has a plan.
Great! My life is in the hand of Count Chest Hair.
[when he and Miley walk into the party full of hannans] You know, I had a dream like this once. Except the room was filled with Jessica Simpsons and I had more than one chest hair.
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