GMrs. Gagglio
Oh, now what do you want on the sandwich?
AGAnthony Gagglio
I don't want to hear no more about sandwiches, peppers, and eating! That's all this family is - it's one big, gigantic digestive tract. It's like an obsession.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
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FBFlorence Boyle
[beep] Jim, this is Florence Boyle. You worked for my husband last month in Glendale. You were so helpful then, and, well, I have a problem of my own I'd like to discuss... confidentially of course...
[grabs Angel by the collar] Angel, you're driving me crazy, you understand? I'm going crazy and I can't take it anymore!
Jimmy...
Years and years and years! I'm going out of my mind! Your stu-pid, ri-diculous lies and ideas and games year after year!
[croaks] ... give me my windpipe...
[lets go, looks at his hands; they're shaking] Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! [collapses against fence in hopelessness]
[timidly] Jimmy...
Just don't say anything! Just don't-say-anything!
Hey Jimmy...
What?
I'm sorry...
[Jim raises his head and looks at him in disbelief]
Stick of gum?
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JMJoe Myers
[beeep] Jim, Joe Myers of Crowell, Finch and Merriweather. We're going to court tomorrow on that Penrose fraud case, but the steno misplaced your two-hundred-page deposition. Could you come down tonight and give it again?
[Jim and Angel are trying to figure out why all these people are after them, killed Kramer, and didn't take Rocky's Bronkbuster jeans] Or, no, maybe... maybe it's because they already knew everything about them.
Huh?
Ah.
What?
[Takes a bite of his taco] Mmm-hmm...
[Jim chews, smiles, and winks at Angel]
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CMiss Collins
[beeep] Mr. Rockford, Miss Collins for the Bureau of Licenses. We got your renewal for the extended deadline, but not your check. I'm sorry, but at midnight you're no longer licensed as an investigator.
[rummaging around in the stuff in the back of the truck that's going to the Goodwill] If you don't help that boy's daddy, I'm gonna be mad at you!
Yeah, well life's full of bitter disappointments, Dad! I have a question for you. What are you doing poking around in there again?
Well, I gotta question for you too! Where did this toaster come from?
[becomes sheepish] That toaster...? Oh... that's the one you gave me for Christmas...
[indignant] Yeah! Thirty-four dollars and seventy-five cents!
[miffed he marches back to the trailer with the toaster]
[defensively] Well it got in by mistake! How was... well, I can't... those things happen!
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DDenny
Jim, Denny from Denny's Pest Blasters. Got a great deal for ya. We'll rub out your rodents at a tremendously low cost, so call us. We're in the Yellow Pages and we mean business.
HJHarold Jack Coombs
[to Richie, while strong-arming him] I could buy you every pot the Hittites ever made; and the potholders to go with them.
Does he have any other relatives around here?
LLucy
No
Oh!
LLucy
Maybe you could leave your name and address.
Then you expect to hear from him?
LLucy
No.
You know, they can get spare parts for trucks. But people? There ain't no spare parts for people!
SHSorel Henderson
[Jim, Rocky, and Sorel are walking on the pier. Rocky is still upset that he was told that he is too old to be an organ donor] Now that I'm out of a job, maybe I'll get into something really challenging.
Yeah? Like what?
SHSorel Henderson
I always wanted to be an "astro-nom-omer".
Naw, that's pronounced "a-stron-o-mer".
SHSorel Henderson
Oh, well. Same job, no matter what. Looking at stars and wondering if there are other types of life out there.
I got me a liver as good as any in the country!
Sorel wants to be an astronomer, Dad. Isn't that great?
I'd like to see that Dr. Bosco, whatever his name, I'd like to see his kidneys! I bet they ain't any better than mine! Some things improve with age!
SHSorel Henderson
I wonder if there's life out on those stars like Mars.
Mars is a planet, not a star.
My heart! My heart's been beating once a second for almost 70 years! You can't knock that!
SHSorel Henderson
[She points to flying sea gulls] Oh! Pelicans! Look, pelicans!
[Jim and Rocky look at each other bemusedly] Look, Dad! Pelicans!
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CCal
[Beeep] Jim, this is Cal from the Leave the Whales Alone club. Our protest cruise leaves from the pier Saturday 3pm; the whales need you, Jim!
Hello?
CCCliff Calloway
Rockford?
Yea.
CCCliff Calloway
We gotta to talk. I'll be parked under the bridge next to the highway at lights out in a hour. Come alone.
Where do you get that stuff, the Late Show? I'll see you at the Sand Castle in ten minutes.
[in the Paradise Cove men's room] You know what they used to call your uncle back then? Old 'come with the cash' Calloway.
CCCliff Calloway
[Chewing gum and trying a 'tough-guy' posture] Hey. I ain't afraid of you mister.
Now, what has that got to do with anything?
CCCliff Calloway
You go messin' our deal, here, I might have to [dramatic pause] grind up your sombrero.
[to C.C] He's a little short on smarts, isn't he?
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