Good idea, Jim, except I thought you oughta know that if you try to take off with my share of the treasure, I'll take old Joe here as a hostage.
[shakes his cane at him] Now you just try and old Joe will stove your head in!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[trying to sound menacing] Hey, buckaroo, I don't let nobody outta my sight. This is the big one! This is the big score! I don't sleep. I sit on my blanket with my gun on my lap and I keep an eye on you all night long...
[unimpressed, he looks at Althea Morgan] Yeah, Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston, Tim Holt; terrific ending. Almost everybody ate a bullet!
Sucker bets! Would I bring you sucker bets?
You'd bring me a dead rat in your teeth if you thought there was twenty bucks in it for you!
You're gonna see a real princess... dressed like that?
Well sure Dad, I don't have much choice. My satin knee britches and barouche are still at the cleaners.
You said you wanted to see me, Dennis?
[Angel waves at Rockford]
Did you call me in because of him? I'm in the middle of a murder investigation.
And I'm right in the middle of my night off. Your friend Mr. Martin here thought you might be able to shed some light on how he happens to be housing eight Shetland ponies in a residential garage.
Jimmy, they got everybody including the Humane Society on my case. It's a three-car garage, there's plenty of room, I even left a light on.
I don't have time for this, Angel. Kendall was almost killed tonight, Princess Rachevsky is on her way down here to the station.
You haven't got time for this? It's because of your princess and you I got into this mess.
No, no, Angel, you got yourself into it. You always do.
That's it? That's your statement on my behalf?
That's it.
[Turns around and leaves]
Look, look, Dennis... uh, Lieutenant...
This is Robbery/Homicide. Let's move it down to Bunco.
Bunco? Why, because I'm unfamiliar with your zoning laws?
Because besides finding the eight ponies, we found a forged British passport and a letter of recommendation from Queen Elizabeth! Let's go, Duke!
If you don't know what holds the moon in space, then a lovesick fool is all you'll ever be.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
PJPals of Jim
[Beeep and drunken men begin to sing] We're down at Hennessey's Bar, Jim, having a drink or two. You better get down here quick, Jim, or we'll come and sing up your flue! Ha ha ha...
WCWhitney Cox
You see, it's my thesis that the macho man of action cowboy-as-sex symbol is not only over but history. When you take Mick Jagger, Rod Stewart, even John Travolta, they've all proven that. It's my feeling that Tim Richie is the most sensual man of his time; the sexual bellwether and prototype of everything you're going to see as we leave the '70s behind us.
Yeah, really, yeah, yeah. My dad and I were gabbing about that just the other night.
LJLindy Jones
And so, an unsettling day for Tim Richie. Pop legend, one-time gyrating lead vocalist for the now-defunct super group, The Suspects. Now an enduring solo rock powerhouse. A man who's been called everything from the primo white blues vocalist in the world to the original bad boy. Today, no smashing of amplifiers, no mascara and rouge. Today, only a man pondering the fifteen-million-dollar price tag of love.
[concerned, goes to the side of young man who has been shot in the foot during a struggle] Hey, Randy?
RSRandy Smith
My shoe, man, what's wrong with it?
[gets up and walks away in disgust] Downers...!
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
MMarie
[beeep] This is Marie at Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client Todd Leeman skipped, and his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '79 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim. Bring it on over.
MKMegan K. Dougherty
Love is the word they keep you from grappling too hard with.
I do love you.
Freddy, lemme tell ya somethin', Freddy. There's one thing you never do: you never say "put 'em up." You smile at the guy, then sucker-punch him.
Maybe we should forget about lunch and follow up a lead or something?
Which lead did you have in mind, Lance?
We don't have one, Jim.
[laughing] Then I guess it would be hard to follow up then, huh?
C'mon, you and I both know that when you need a lead one always shows up. That's the way it works.
[Frustrated] No, it never just shows up, Lance. Never. Watch my lips: NEV - VER.
Hey guys, look at this.
[He gives Rockford a picture]
What's that?
I found this last night with the Senator. It was in his hand.
[Disbelievingly] Sure it was.
Yeah, I put it in my pocket and forgot about it.
This could be the lead we've been waiting for, Jim.
Wait, wait, wait a minute, let me get this straight.; ten seconds ago we had no leads - nothing, huh?
That's right.
And now Beamer pulls this picture of a band leader or something out of his pocket and says it was in the dead man's hand, and then he tells us it's been in his coat for 18 hours, and it shows up right now when we need it?
That's exactly right, Jim. What's the problem?
Oh, no problem. No, no problem at all. I just want to get it straight. I may want to tell an analyst.
[Turns and walks away]
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
[beeep] Jim, Frank. I put a new outlet in the kitchen. I lay in the cable and the box, then I pulled the breaker, just like you said, and both of my TV sets start burning. What do I do now?
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