Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
[beeep] Jim, Coop. I'm at that address you wrote down for that poker game tonight. This is a gas station, it's closed, there's no one around and now my car is stalled! You gotta call me at four-six-six... [click]
[examining Rockford's business card] Private detective - now there's a really creepy occupation.
Well, we can't all be fortunate enough to sell old French paratrooper pants to fashion-conscious Middle America.
Don't knock what sells, buddy.
Is there a chance that Berucci's in trouble with loan sharks?
Loan sharks? - don't be ridiculous.
Well, I know they're very active in the garment center - there are a lot of high-risk businesses. You know, they have very direct ways of protecting investments.
We're talking about haute couture, not some sleazy ready-to-wear manufacturer.
Well, there's an expression - no matter how you cut it, it's still the rag business.
[as Alta sets soup and crackers before him] What's that?
Dinner - I'll get mine.
Oh, well, that'll be a real energy boost - I'll just wolf this right down and go out and stop a freight train.
That, my dear sir, is a fashion model's feast. Go easy on the Wheat Thins.
That's gastronomically impossible.
Well, a real fashion model would have had saltless crackers - but what the hell - let's splurge.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
Miss Holroyd, City Federal. Your lost check still hasn't arrived. It's impossible for us to lose checks, so unless we receive full payment by noon today we'll foreclose.
This is the federal government, huh? Now I know why my old man got a hundred and eleven Medicare cards sent to him. Not one of them had his name on it!
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
[beeep] Jimmy! Angel! Listen, Eddie Talavora just give me a hot tip on a class filly in the eighth out at Holly Park. Only problem is I need a twenty!
[referring to tips given by Angel] The last horse he gave me could've used a skateboard!
[while kicking suitcases] Normally I never lift anything heavier than a coke spoon.
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
[beeep] Mr. Rockford, Arthur's Hi-Fi. Your stereo's ready, but since your warranty expired in the two months it was in our shop, you'll have to pay the sixty dollars on the repair.
[to thug who had just denied a woman Rockford was looking for was in his car] Either she was in this car, or you both wear the same perfume, Mary.
[at Rocky's house sifting through shoe boxes full of Jim's receipts] Look Angel, I've got problems of my own. I've got a tax mess here that's so bad I'm gonna have to spend three days up at Adriana's place at Arrow Head just trying to sort it out... how are you doing for April and May, Dad?
Jim I hope you don't mind my saying, but I think this is symptomatic of the whole problem! Why are these receipts stored here in the first place?
Well, do you wanna try living in a house trailer and running a business out of it too?
Which you can't claim, by the way.
Alice Faye... I'm thinking of all them pictures and records I collected back in the 40s. That's it! Alice Faye! [runs off]
Alice Faye...? April and May...?
Jimmy! Open up! [Bangs on door]
[Frustrated] Angel, if you're up here about Buster Hutchins and his roadway church...
No, no,no. It's bad, Jimmy, it's bad. It's like a nightmare. I've been through living hell. I was at your trailer, y'know, these two guys...
No, I don't know! Why were you in my trailer?
I was returning your movie camera, y'know Rocky gave me the key and I was cleaning the lens off when these two guys walk in - Jimmy, one of them looked like a cross between George Hamilton and Dracula. I told him: Buddy, take it out in the street...
You told them where I was, didn't you, Angel!
Yea, but I tried to hang tough Jimmy, but they worked me over for a couple of hours, they even shocked me with a 110-volt line!
Yea right! How long did you hold out? Did you make 15 seconds?
Jimmy!
Angel, the only reason you came up here is because you know that if I somehow make it out of here alive, I would come after you with a sickle!
That's the thanks I get for my loyalty? After risking my neck? After driving through the worst terrain in southern California, with a severe head wound, and a gas station attendant that hardly knew where the cabin was?
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
[beeep] Mr. Rockford, you know what to do if you attacked and killed? Ask for Albert Kimsi at grand opening of Happy Dawn School of Secret Arts. Win three lessons!
What is it? What is it? I'll tell you what it is. Guys like you, you're are all over the place, eating your stinkin' cheeseburgers, cloggin' up the streets on your stupid, lousy Sunday drives. Football players, milk drinkers, funny boys. Guys like you, Rockford, and guys like me, we can't live here together. You make this planet a toilet for me to live in.
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