Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[looks at the hostile young punks around him] You wanta have a go, huh, so that all of you can jump me? Is that whatcha want? Nah, I gotta better idea. We will dance... one at a time.
You threatenin' us?
Am I ever...
You don't frighten me.
Oh, yes I do... you keep listening to that little voice way down inside you, Eugene. The one that keeps screaming 'bounce back to Jersey'.
Whatever it was that got you disbarred, were you right?
Maybe you noticed the question of right and wrong is not within the purview of the law. Only the question of legal and illegal.
Yeah, that seems strange.
Don't it!
Hey, you wanna do the number? Cuz I'm ready! C'mon! C'mon!
[sneers] How about that. Harry Misanthrope.
[ignorant of Shakespeare] Are you by any chance referrin' to anybody who's present here in the festivity?
Coop, I'd make book that they did it just to make points with Nodzak. Can ya believe it? These geniuses commit a murder on spec!
[sighs] Abbott and Costello meet The Godfather. Pathetic.
No, I promise to stay out of the way this time. You've got the job, the one being paid. I'm just here as a friend.
[in complete adoration] I think it's wonderful that Lance cares for others. It's why everyone loves him.
Yeah, well we got snarled up in a case in August. I ended up doing ninety days on a county honor farm.
Well, I'm sorry about that Jim. I had my clients' interest to protect, and you did break into that hotel room.
What client? Who were you working for? Nobody ever seemed to know.
Well, that was kind of a strange one. Those three little boys hired me.
The triplets? They were only eight years old!
[humbly] Yeah well, when their folks were killed by the Mob I took them in. Finally I made arrangements for them to live on a friend's farm in Vermont.
[sarcastically] Oh, isn't that nice, a happy ending; all of us got to go to a farm!
[Referring to an unsolicited tip just received] It hasn't occurred to you this is a trap?
[laughing] A trap? C'mon Jim, I doubt that.
I can't explain why you're still walkin' around. It's not gonna last long. You're naive, Lance, you really are! Ya hafta be cynical, you have to question things. You can't take someone named "Belle LaBelle" on face value! What's her angle, huh? Who's payroll is she on? You find out the answers to those things and then you start moving fast and crooked. You go through door sideways and low, at odd angles. You look for the Big Lie. Question everything!
I'm going up to Lake Malibu. Why don't you come with me?
[Appealing to heaven] They'll kill 'im!
Are you the Lance White who saved Mr. Hillman's life a long, long time ago when the Mob was moving in at the club and threatening his wife and four grandchildren?
[modestly] Let's just say it's closer than I like to come.
[unimpressed] Isn't it about time for an intermission? I'm out of popcorn!
[in slight awe] I'm a good judge of people; that is a fine young man with a remarkable character.
Oh, no doubt about it. Lance is perfect. It's his only flaw.
Well, what do you think of him, son?
Oh, Lance? Well I, I guess you could say when they were passing out raincoats, he got a beauty.
Well I uh, I suppose it does seem a bit unfair to you. After all, you were the one who risked your life to save Veronica. Lance ends up with the girl and, I suppose, everything else... . And I think it's only fitting that uh, you should profit in some additional way beyond the bonus. After all, you're the real hero.
Well, that really isn't necessary, sir...
[Cuts Jim off] Fine, fine, just thought I'd offer. Nice seeing you.
[announcing Dennis' promotion] Has everyone got a glass? Now we are going to have a toast. Okay, are you ready? To my husband Lieutenant Becker.
[reaction of delight from everyone]
That's right, and Deputy Town called me and said that's it!
Great! That's really great! Lieutenant! I told you Rocky, I told everybody he was going to do it. A Lieutenant, that's great!
There's only one problem: Lieutenant Chapman, from here on out, I gotta call him Doug.
[everyone laughs]
As you know, the Falcone legend has been told many different ways... this last time it was by his former partner Walt Wexler, and unfortunately the toys and the man are closely identified.
There's a complete line of police toys under his name.
Oh, and I'm supposed to keep the name and the legend clean?
Yes! If you could low profile Falcone just until we get the toy line launched, nothing more...
Just your being with him will have a calming effect! Just like a... a steer with a fighting bull.
That could be the worst analogy I've ever heard...
Jim knows what I mean, don't you Jim?
[Jim gives an uncomfortable smile and nods his head]
[Rocky's on the couch in Jim's trailer as Falcone is starting] Come on, come on, come on!
I'll be right there!
[Aiming his gun at the unseen villain] Freeze, turkey!
[Rocky smiles, and yells] There! [claps his hands with glee] There!
[sitting down] Oh, oh, I'm sorry...
Anyway, that's the part that I really like. Ain't that something - the way he says 'Freeze, turkey', all, real loud, like that? 'Freeze, turkey!'
[At the toy convention]] We represent the Anti-Violence Ambiance Association. We are against you, and all your toys, your TV image...
[cuts them off] I don't care what you think. Kids are my big concern.
We all have children, Mr. Falcone.
Oh yeah? Well, who's watching them, lady? It's uh... what, what time you got there? Oh yeah. They should be out of school. I mean, you're down here, at the convention hall, doing your 'concerned parent' number, and who's taking care of them?
We're addressing ourselves to larger issues...
Wha-what's larger than what's happening to your kids? Huh? What are they eating? Huh? What are they putting into their mouths while you're working yours, huh?
[Jeff tries to stop Frank, and Frank ignores him]
Where are they - right now - right this minute? Can you tell me that, lady? Huh? Y-you-know-what's on afternoon reruns? 'Godzappa Eats Wolfman'. You think that's good for children? You think they're not gonna watch... who's home to tell them 'no'? My show's on at 10pm. They should be in bed by 10pm!
Your toys...
[Interjects, nervously smiling] Our toys have a... a psychological counter... vI-violent quality, I'd like to point out to you... [steers them away from Frank] Now, if you just, uh, follow me, ladies, I Would like to explain to you this, uh, psychological design.
You see, Jimmy, what we got here is a couple of inner-city nitwits. They're too stupid for the parks, and the pigeons are beating them out of their breadcrumbs, so they snuck up here to have some beer and belch, and burp.
That's why I don't involve myself in domestic cases; there's always a lady in a sheet around somewhere!
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