Holy God!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Did you notice that I'm paralyzed from the neck down in 8 feet of water?!
Can't you just trust me this once?
No!
I'm the one who keeps you alive, okay. Did you notice that?
[to Isaac] Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass.
[to Isaac] Unrequited love is a bitch.
[to Erica] I thought you were psychic, bitch?
I know who he's after.
What, how? How? Did you smell something?
Armani.
Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we're in a gay club.
[surrounded by a large group of drag queens, two of whom are stroking his cheeks] Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh, Scott?
One more question-- just one. Are you okay?
Did it happen to my ex too?
...Yeah.
Then I'm great!
[sees Sheriff Stilinski arrive at Jungle] Get rid of him!
Get rid of him? We are at a crime scene and he's the Sheriff.
You're not gay.
Wha - ? I could be!
Not dressed like that.
We're just a bunch of teenagers. We can't handle this.
[to Scott] Scott, come on! I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
What about work?
Fine. Other than work. And no TV.
My TV's broken.
Then no computer.
I need the computer for school.
Then no... uh... [glances at Stiles] No Stiles.
[interrupts them] Wha - No Stiles?!
NO STILES!
Stiles, you make a good Batman.
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