Let's go! I have an announcement. Gather 'round. Quicker! Danny, put a shirt on. Stilinski, that means you! Let's go, gather round. Listen up. Police are asking for help on a missing child advisory. It's a sick girl, roaming around, totally naked. Now, it's supposed to get below 40 degrees tonight. I don't know about you, but the last time it was that cold and I was running around naked... I lost a testicle to exposure. Now, I don't want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. So, police are organizing search parties for tonight. Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic A in my class.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If Lydia wants to take a naked hike in the woods, why should I care?
Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be... you know, turning.
Turning?
Yeah. Turning.
Into...?
[sarcastically] A unicorn. What do ya think, dumbass?
Well, I think that if Lydia's turning, she's not the one that's gonna need help.
What do you mean?
Oh, God, you've got it all backwards, McCall. When I was with Lydia, you should have seen the scratch marks she left on me. What do you think she's gonna do with a set of real claws?
Hey, you know, maybe they're just here for the funeral? I mean - what if they're the non-hunting side of the family? There could be non-hunting Argents. It's possible, right?
I know what they are. They're reinforcements.
What are they doing?
Declaring war.
We have a Code!
Not when they murder my daughter. No Code. Not anymore. From now on, these... things are just bodies waiting to be cut in half. Are you listening? Because I don't care if they're wounded and weak or seemingly harmless; begging for their life with the promise that they will never, ever hurt anyone. Or, some desperate, lost soul with no idea what they're getting into. We find them. We kill them. We kill them all.
Um, so far it's an "A" in French and a "B-" in econ.
LMr. Lahey
Oh. What about chemistry?
I'm not sure. Uh, midterms are in a few days so it could go up.
LMr. Lahey
Well, what's it at now? The grade? Uh, yeah.
Uh, I'm not sure.
LMr. Lahey
But you just said it could go up.
I just--uh, I meant generally.
LMr. Lahey
You wouldn't be lying to me, would you, Isaac?
No.
LMr. Lahey
Then tell me your grade.
I just told you, I don't know.
LMr. Lahey
You wanna take this little conversation downstairs? No? Then tell me the grade, son.
Dad, this semester's only half over.
LMr. Lahey
Isaac?
There's plenty of time
LMr. Lahey
-- Isaac.
It's--it's a "D".
LMr. Lahey
All right. It's a "D". I'm not angry. You know I'm gonna have to find a way to punish you though. I have my responsibility as a parent. So, we'll start with something simple, like, uh Tell you what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, okay?
Yeah.
LMr. Lahey
Good. Because I'd really like to see this place spotless.[Cup shattering] Know what I'm saying? You know? I mean this entire kitchen. [Clattering] Yeah! [Laughs] Yeah, absolutely [Glass shattering] Spotless. [he throws a glass that breaks against the wall, causing a shard to lodge into the skin below Isaac's right eye] Well, that was your fault.
You could have blinded me.
LMr. Lahey
Shut up! It's a scratch! It's hardly even... [Isaac starts to heal. Mr. Lahey is speechless. Isaac anxiously runs out of the house before his dad can ask him about it] Isaac... Isaac!
[watches from in front of his house] Freaks.
LMr. Lahey
Isaac! Isaac! Isaac. Isaac? Isaac? Okay, that's enough. Let's go! That's it, grab your bike and let's go! Isaac? [sees kanima in the alley and runs away] Holy - ! Aah! [kanima chases him down and begins to attack him] No! No! No! Aah! No! Aah! No! No! No! No!
How did you do that?
I'm the Alpha.
Are you ready for this?
Please. It's not like my aunt's a serial killer!
I have beautiful everything.
And a new-found self confidence.
STStiles [to Scott]
This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels?
Erica looks pretty good. The word sensational comes to mind.
McCall, I don't know why, but your pain gives me a special kind of joy.
Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters? To be leaders.
Is this how we're gonna do father-daughter talks from now on?
No, this is how we're gonna train you.
What did you see in the mechanic garage?
Ah... several alarming EPA violations that I'm seriously considering reporting.
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