You wanna play Catwoman? I'll be your Batman.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What did you tell her?
That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Oh... great!
Derek, back off.
Back off? That's really all you've got? I've gotta be honest, Chris, I really was expecting more from the big bad veteran werewolf hunter.
Okay, how about "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring claws to a gun fight?" [Chris and the other hunters aim their assault rifles at Derek and Boyd]
BBoyd
That one was pretty good, Derek.
What are you doing?
AMrs. Argent
Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.
Careful, gentlemen-- something wicked this way comes.
What are you, some kind of witch?
[sarcastic] No, I'm a veterinarian.
I heard there was a party. Don't worry, I invited myself.
Photographers call them candids.
Well, police officers call it stalking.
[to Chris] Go up there and help your wife die with dignity.
Why should I apologize?
Because you're the guy. It's, like, what we do.
[about Lydia] She's completely ignored Stiles the past ten years!
[affronted] I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.
Maybe it's just early?
Or, maybe nobody's coming because Lydia's turned into the town whack-job.
[to Lydia] You do not want me there.
The full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling it's gonna be a rough one.
Your wife is already dead. That thing over there is just a cocoon waiting to hatch.
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