Maybe it was my blood on the door?
Could have been animal blood. You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
And did what?
Ate it.
Raw?
[snarkily] No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I don't think Danny likes me very much.
I ask Allison on a date and now we're hanging out?
Am I not attractive to gay guys?
I made first line and the team captain wants to destroy me. And now, now I'm gonna be late for work.
Wait, Scott! You didn't- Am I attractive to gay guys? You didn't answer my question.
Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
Someone's daddy's little girl.
Sometimes. But not tonight.
It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation-- you do the kill together.
Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?
Can you at least tell me the truth? Am I gonna hurt someone?
Yes.
Could I kill someone?
Yes.
Am I gonna kill someone?
Probably.
Do you wanna hang out, like us and them?
Yeah, I guess. Sounds fun.
You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.
(to Scott) Why's it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!
Nobody's Batman or Robin any of the time!
Not even some of the time?
Just stay here.
Oh my GOD! Fine.
You're okay?
Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.
Hockey on grass is called field hockey.
Why should I help you?
Because you need me.
[Done with Derek being a total Sourwolf] In fact, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little Werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
[Very much Annoyed] Start the car. Or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
It was a different kind of bullet.
A silver bullet?
No, you idiot!
If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have your dick's ballsack de-balled.
What am I supposed to do with him?
Take him somewhere. Anywhere.
And, by the way, he's starting to smell!
Like... like what?
Like death!
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