You faint at the sight of blood?
No, but I might at the sight of a CHOPPED-OFF ARM!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This house is like the friggin' Wal-Mart of guns!
What the hell is a Stiles?
I don't know whether to kill it or lick it.
HMr. Harrison
Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It's chemistry, not a coloring book.
You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?
We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we?
If you think getting rid of contractions in all of your sentences makes your arguement any more legitimate, then you are wrong.
SMr. Stilinski
[to Stiles, who's about to go off on a tirade about healthy eating] I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries!
Be a werewolf, not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.
Hit him again, and then you'll see me get angry.
I love her.
And that's great. Moving on -
The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
What?
That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?
(Looking at Stiles) Very. (Stiles smirks proudly)
Haven't you ever learned there's no "I" in "team"?
Yeah, but there is a "me."
It smells terrible in here anyway.
Really? In a boys' locker room. That doesn't make any sense at all.
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