What's that? Is it bad?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh, yeah, it's the worst. But only once a month.
Once a month?
Mmm-hmm. On the night of the full moon. Aroooo!
[annoyed] Hey, man.
Hey, you're the one who heard a wolf howling.
Hey, there could be something seriously wrong with me!
I know! You're a werewolf! Okay, obviously I was kidding, but if you see me in the shop class trying to melt all the silver I can find, it's because Friday's a full moon.
You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift!
Where are you getting your juice?
[confuzzled] My mom does all the grocery shopping.
MTMath Teacher
Mr. McCall, you're not even close to solving your problem.
Tell me about it...
My grandmother can move faster than that, and she’s dead. Do you think you can move faster than the lifeless corpse of my dead grandmother?
So, you lied to me?
...That depends on how you define lying.
Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Pfft... reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Think about something else.
Like what?
Like me... Naked
So, you killed her?
I don't know. I just woke up. I was sweating like crazy, and I couldn't breathe. I've never had a dream where I woke up like that before.
Really? I have. It usually ends a little differently.
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