VValmont (Cat)
[laughing playfully while hitting tassles] Tassles! I never realized what pleasure they can give.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
VValmont (Cat)
[clawing through a wall] Here's Tabby!
[after surviving a fall from a skyscraper by using a flag as a parachute and landing in front of many bewildered onlookers] Uh... The elevator is too slow.
The cargo ship was not a secure enough transport. The museum decided that with the thieves still at large, the Golden Dragon will instead travel to Hong Kong on the last place anyone would think to look; a cruise ship. I will accompany it.
Tch. You lucked out.
Yes. The only problem is that the museum has given me a two room suite. I do not know what to do with all the extra space.
I'm going on a cruise! Yes!
Heh heh, all of us are going. Uncle, Tohru...
Pah! Uncle does not cruise. Uncle does inventory!
Uncle, when was the last time you took a real vacation?
Let me see. Three, four, carry the one, never! So why start now?
I will stay here.
Tohru? Hello?! Swimming pools? Whale watching? All the shrimp you can eat? [Tohru glares at her] Okay, strike that. All the pizza you can eat?
I... cannot travel on a ship.
Tch. Knew I shouldn't have taken you to see Titanic. That was just a movie, Tohru.
Where are you going, Uncle?
To lifeboat! Row back to shore!
Good! I have better things to do than hang around with junk seller! I visit with my boy, relax, play a little Mahjong...
[interested] You play Mahjong?
No, I win at Mahjong. Five-time All Kyoto Finalist!
Hong Kong Community Center Champion 1955. Beat you with one hand tied behind back!
Ha! Big talker! How about you put your tiles where your mouth is?
[loading up lifeboats]
SShip Officer
We're near capacity, Captain!
SShip Captain
Boats can and will accommodate every passenger and crewmember!
SShip Officer
But we've never really had anyone... his size. [everyone looks at Tohru]
That boat, bobbing up and down? I will stay here.
If my baby not going, I'm not going. Bah. Take the Billy Goat!
Hah! Nice try! Could not leave ship until I whoop you at Shuffleboard! Take Jade!
Kindly forgive the brutish behavior of my apprentice. [takes away Tohru's Chinese Takeout food] He offers you his meal as an apology.
Oh, we would never eat his food.
You do not like moo shu?
[rolling out a mattress] Uncle is too old for this!
[rolling out a mattress] Tch. I'm too old for this!
[rolling out a mattress] Let's just try to make the best of- [mattresses are pulled out from under them] Oof!
Hey!
Huh?!
[mattresses are stacked up for Tohru]
When the Chosen One sleeps well, everyone is rested!
Pillow fight! Whoa!
[Uncle grabs Jade by her arm]
You are too young to watch battle with the forces of darkness!
Aw...
Oh! Tohru! Uncle has the willies!
Willies?
Dark Chi must be near!
[after Tohru disappears; to Jackie] You are a lousy Champion! You let the Chosen One out of your sight!
Jade! [pulls her in and slams the door] You are still too young.
Aw!
[Jade finds Tohru washing dishes]
The Chosen One is a cleanser of souls, not a washer of dishes.
[sigh] But I do not want to be the Chosen One.
Tch. Why not? You have your own personal champion, and servants who wade on you, hand and foot.
I am not accustomed to such treatment, Jade. I enjoy serving people, especially those I like.
Well, maybe washing dishes isn't the only way to help. Did you see how happy you made those villagers? The Chosen One serves too, in a different kind of way.
Perhaps you are right.
[grabs plate] Good, 'cause you missed a spot. You are so fired!
Step aside, wizard! Your tepid spells cannot stop me!
Be warned! I was a student of Chi Master Fong!
And I am Daolon Wong, the Dark Master who defeated Fong!
[gasp] You will PAY for that!
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