I'm sorry, but this find belongs to the museum.
HHaggis
Uh...your name is "The Museum"?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Jackie! [leaps on him]
Hello.
[gasp; takes Greenbeard's Gloves] Are these from Greenbeard's ship? Can I keep 'em, please? I've been reading all about Greenbeard!
You've been reading? For pleasure?
Tch. Not like there's anything else to do around here! [picks up nearby book] "The meanest pirate of them all! Greenbeard swore he would keep stealing forever, even after he died. Argh!" How cool was he?
There is nothing "cool" about stealing, Jade.
Aw...
Crime does not pay. If Captain Black had not pulled strings after I left the Dark Hand, I would be in prison right now.
Instead, he lives under the supervision of his parole officer! [reveals Mahjong hand] So Tohru is free to lose as many games of Mahjong as he likes!
So, do you think- could you please pull a few more strings?
I want to Jackie, but my hands are tied this time.
I really thought Tohru had left his past behind.
So did I, but the sad truth is some people never change.
[Finn is dreaming of the Dark Hand performing with a rock band in front of an audience; mid-way through their song, Jackie leaps from a helicopter and grabs Finn by his collar]
FFinn
But... we're not even doing anything wrong!
You are off-key. [punches Finn]
CCustomer
[inspecting a vase] Is this late Yuan Dynasty or early Ming?
Uh... It is from China. [Customer leaves the shop]
[scoffs] You are a terrible salesman! You must know the merchandise.
Uncle's right, Tohru. For example, this lovely lamp is from the junk dyansty.
You are not helping, Jade.
[in sales training, holding a painted duck]
Uh... Note the hand painted details and um... [clears throat] Duck shape?
How nice. I will take two.
Aiya! Tohru, you must mention its age. And Jackie, I did not believe your performance for a second.
Oh Uncle! Somebody made a sale.
Jade!
But wait! I also made an acquisition. [holds the Emerald of Killarney]
AIYA!
[This last exclamation echoes repeatedly into the world]
Infamous Emerald of Killarney. Feared throughout the world.
Feared?
That stone carries an Irish curse bringing endless bad luck to whomever possesses it. Jade, you are cursed!
Really? I don't feel cur- [wind suddenly blows money from her hand into a candle flame] I'M CURSED!
I got you into this, at least let me help get you out! Besides, you can't go to Ireland by yourself. You're cursed.
I can handle a little bad luck Jade.
Not without Uncle's lucky charms. [gives him a Garlic necklace] Garlic, good for digestion, and for luck. One more thing. [hands him a live rabbit] Rabbit's feet. They work better when they are still on the rabbit. [gives him a handful of radishes] And keep these with you at all times, or else...
Or else what?
The rabbit will get hungry!
BUBeat-up Man
[beckons to Uncle's Shop] That's where I unloaded the Emerald.
Chan?!
CChow
He has the stone?!
FFinn
Of all the rotten luck!
Maybe we should track down a different emerald.
FFinn
Yo, I'm the boss, and I say we're getting this emerald! Hey, maybe Chan was too much for the Dark Hand, but we are the Finn Experience!
Jade?
Uncle may go for garlic and rabbits, but we both know I'm your real good luck charm.
Jade, you are going back right- [suddenly pinched] Ow!
MMan
Top of the morning to ya.
You're going back- [pinched again] Ow! You're- [pinched again] Ow! Why does everyone keep doing that?!
'Cause this is Ireland, you're not wearing green, and it's kinda St. Patrick's Day.
[cellphone rings] Hello?
Jackie, I have been doing more research. Tohru is performing an Irish Good Luck spell for you. Is it working?
Don't- [pinched] Ow! -think so.
You call that an Irish Jig, Tohru? That spell says you must River Dance! [to Jackie] One more thing. To avoid bad luck, always wear a belt, beware of men named Seamus, and never stand with your back to an open door.
Are you making these up?
Do you want Uncle's help or not?!
[backs away from an open door] Bah! Open door! [backs into Finn, Ratso, and Chow] Ah! The Dark Hand?!
FFinn
Not anymore. We are Finn and the Revolution!
I thought we were the Finn Experience.
FFinn
Eh, I'm still playing around with names.
FFinn
[grabbing Jackie] No one escapes from Finn, Wind, and Fire!
CChow
We never made this kind of coin working for the Dark Hand!
The Rolling Finns rock!
FFinn
My solo debut just went triple platinum!
FFinn
Face it, Chan. You're no match for Finn Halen! Now give me the emerald!
... willingly. [gives the emerald, and the curse to Finn]
FFinn
So, how does it feel to be a loser, Chan?
Actually, I feel lucky.
I'm very sorry about this.
You should be sorry! We are not used to travelling with outsiders! You are ruining our Feng Shui!
Uh, I meant about the Talismans. I just couldn't get the rocks to work their magic!
[grabbing the Rooster Talisman from Black's backpack] You gotta have the right touch.
[grabs the Talisman and puts it back] Jade...
Not even for demonstration purposes?
No.
[snaps her finger, unknowingly activating the Monkey Talisman power] Rats. [transforms a nearby boulder into a statue of rats]
Do not be concerned, friends. The power of the Talismans, lies within.
You got them back?
Jackie, Jackie... the Holy man speaks in the mystical sense, as in, May the force be with you, or We are the world. Right?
MMonk
Oh, no no. The power of the Talismans, truly lies within.
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