Uhh, don't we need like, astronaut training?
Climb aboard!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[surprises Jackie] Hi Jackie!
Jade!
[her space suit is draping over her] Check out the monkey-suit. Literally.
But, how did you-
[holds up the Rabbit Talisman] Speed Talisman. Fastest way to get to...Minnesota?
[taking over the Space Station Headquarters] This is a Level Seven override. My engineers will take it from here.
SSSpace Station Supervisor
...okay.
Chan?!
FFinn
Everybody's an astronaut.
The eagle has landed!
Tso Lan, so good to see you.
Skip the pleasantries, Shendu. I am interested only in seizing control of the Moon's gravity, so that I may pull the ball from its orbit.
But- But that'll wreck all of Earth's ecosystems!
How do you know?
I watch the Science Network! [Ratso blows a raspberry at Jade]
The child is correct. And only then will Earth's landscape be to my liking.
Whoa! He wants to kabosh the planet!
FFinn
And you made us let him out?!
Just be glad you are up here.
[after Jackie knocks the Dark Hand into the trash pod]
Shendu...I despise you.
I heard that!
Behold, my mastery of gravity.
[after banishing Tso Lan] So long, Tso Lan.
[jumping along the Moon's surface] My science project is gonna rock! [does the moon dance]
[as the spear he's using to fight Shadowkhan disintegrates] Heh...termites...
Jackie! [Jackie jumps in surprise, dropping the armor he's carrying] You are too loud!
Uncle, you are the one who's yelling!
[gasp] You dishonor the only known existing relic of the Eight Immortals!
Ye-eh-You caused me to drop it!
[gasp] You dishonor your Uncle!
[very sleepy] Hey Jackie...
Jade, what are you doing up?
"Old Yeller" is keeping us all up. He hasn't slept in days!
Tohru! Where is my tea?!
[sleeping standing up and holding tea] Er, what? [falls asleep again, pouring tea on the floor]
Aiya!
Uncle, why won't you sleep?
Because, I have demons on the brain! I lay down, and all I hear is "Chi spell! Chi spell! Chi spell!"
Have you tried counting sheep?
Demons always eat them.
Well...thank you for watching Jade. [proceeds to leave]
Where are you going?! We must study the Immortal's Armor and discover what magic it holds!
Now? It is 3 AM Uncle. You should really try to sleep. [cell phone rings]
How can I sleep with all this noise?!
[answers phone] Yes?
Jackie, we've spotted the Dark Hand.
I'm on my way!
Care to know where you're going?
I don't care. Anywhere but here.
Okay...
....[hangs up phone] Uncle, I'm off to Spain! I will call you for the Chi spell, once I find out what Demon we're dealing with. [begins to leave fast]
Take the armor, it could be of some use!
But you have to discover what magic it holds!
How can I do that if you take it with you?!
[in the streets of Spain]
Festive.
I'm telling you Pamplona's famous for something.
It must be the paella.
Ohh! The thing they hit with the stick until candy comes out?
That would be a piñata, Ratso. This is Spain, not Mexico.
[Jade is watching TV]
Jade! TV is too loud!
[Jade turns down volume]
STILL too loud!
[annoyed, turns off the TV]
I can hear the electricity in the wires! UNPLUG!
I wish there was a way to unplug Uncle...
Jade! The books are laughing at me!
[to herself] Not for long. [to Uncle] Tea, dear Uncle?
Yes. Ha-cha! [sits and takes a sip of the tea] BAGH! Jade! This tea tastes like it was brewed with beard of goat! [sips again] One more thing! It is bitter! One more thing! It is cold! One more thing! [falls asleep]
[gasps; before making sure her sleeping spell worked] Ha-cha!
Black.
Captain Black, I've been trying to reach you for hours!
Sorry, Jackie, company softball game. Guess who hit a home run?
You did? Oh, congradula- no!
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