[lifting a boulder with the power of the armor after being crushed by it] Didn't feel a thing!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[upon finding a fissure] Earthquake?
Earth Demon.
DGDai Gui
Dai Gui does not like flowers!
Here comes my favorite part! [mouths Dai Gui's scream]
DGDai Gui
NO!
How are you feeling, Uncle?
Very well, thank you...except for the Demon screaming in my face! One more thing! I told you the armor was good armor! One more thing! You should never question Uncle!
You should have made Uncle's tea stronger. He is still cranky.
I don't think there's enough tea in China to simmer Uncle down. But I'll take Mr. Sourpuss over Mr. Happypants any old day!
[Shendu approaches the women's bathroom]
Whoa, boss! You can't go in where no man has gone before.
We are not going in, fool! Hsi Wu the Sky Demon is coming out!
I don't care if you are wearing a dress, Valmont. You are NOT going in the little girl's room!
Hey, Jade, going to the spring dance Friday night?
Eh, was thinking about it.
Who are you gonna go with? A ninja? Or do you only fight them?
[children laugh]
You're a riot, Drew.
[disguised as Seymour] Hey, Drew, who are you gonna go with? Your mother?
No...I... [children laugh at Drew]
KKids
Mama's boy.
This friend of Jade's is too polite.
Uncle, Jade finally has a friend her own age. This could keep her away from portals and demons.
Seymour's loads more fun than any of the other kids at school! We like the same things, and he actually listens to me! We're like Yin and Yang, Yang and Yin.
Good and evil?
Left and right; two halves of the same whole. Duh.
SSeymour
I smell a spell!
[the tail flies towards him; he catches it]
SSeymour
Stee-rike!
You're-you're...
SSeymour
[changing into Hsi Wu] A demon? Still want to go the dance with me?
Not!
What have you done to my tail, sly Uncle?!
Ancient proverb: None of your bees-wax!
[Jade takes the Tiger Talisman]
Fight fire with fire. Fight yin... with yang.
Uncle, run!
[sitting on top of a water tower, looking around] Where to?
[after releasing Hsi Wu's tail] Tails. You lose.
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