[On the Section 13 plane to Hong Kong.]
Go away! I am busy!
AAgent
Uh, you've been in the lavatory since take-off.
That is right! Laboratory! Do you want Jackie to defeat the evil demon? Yes? Then go away! Let Uncle work!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Never question the inscriptions.
Let's turn up the heat.
[The agents aise their weapons]
No! Shendu is immortal. Magic must defeat magic.
[The agents lower their weapons]
He's out cold! Men!
[The agents raise their weapons.]
Aiya! No! Magic must defeat magic!
[The agents lower their weapons.]
Argh...
[Shendu seems to be gaining the upper hand against Jackie again]
That tears it! Men!
[Uncle grabs Captain Black's shoulder, knocking him out]
Who else wants a piece of Uncle?
[The rest of the agents stand down their weapons]
[Shendu is defeated; Captain Black comes to again]
What happened?
See? What have we learned?
AAgents
Magic must defeat magic.
Happy New Year Jade! Happy New Year Uncle! [Uncle cuffs Jackie.] Ow!
You destroyed the demon! Yin and yang! Now the world is out of balance! Nobody told you to destroy the demon!
Jade did it.
Hmmph...
Now there is a void for a new, stronger evil to fill!
FFinn
[as the Dark Hand emerges from the dust of the palace] I know how much the treasure meant to you, Big V... [looks to the Talismans now scattered in the dust] ...but how about a consolation prize?
You should visit your parents.
They might want me to stay with them.
Would that be so awful?
Tch...For you. [starts crying]
Waahhh!!!!!
Jackie! (gasp) Ahhhhh!!!!!
Call Captain Black. Once I reach the top, you head for the bottom.
Awww.....
Well, what do we say we save some lives?
Jackie, I have to come with you. I'm an essential part of the J-Team! The cunning one?
Jade, this is not a movie. You know that this time it is too dangerous.
[angered] It would seem we have lost the lost treasure of Ching Xi Hung. On the bright side, however, Jackie Chan has done me a tremendous favor by eliminating my albatross.
[whispers] Albatross? I thought Shendu was a dragon.
Which means we now have exclusive access to... [picks up the Dragon Talisman] some very potent magic.
Once I make Jackie Chan pay, I shall tear that buffoon Valmont to pieces-!
DGDai Gui
SILENCE! The only future you have is here with us, brother!
Indeed. Let the eternal torment begin!
"Torment"? "Eternal"?!
To punish your betrayal, Shendu. You chose to spend your time ruling China.
While we withered in this bone-dry pit!
Bored out of our wits all those centuries, each exactly like the one before it!
PKPo Kong
You never even attempted to free us!
[nervously] I... your rescue was in the planning stages, but I became imprisoned in a statue-
TZTchang Zu
Excuses! You desired the earthly realm for you alone! [strikes Shendu with lightning]
A shame you never learned to share, brother.
No, wait! I can free you!
Do not toy with us! The doorways can only be opened from the other side.
DGDai Gui
The human side.
Precisely. As the humble spirit you now see before you, I am free to cross over and possess any human I wish, enabling me to undo the sacred spells that keep you here... if you so deem it.
[Valmont distributes the Talismans among his Enforcers.]
Twelve Talismans, four Enforcers, three each.
Uh, boss... there's only three of us since Tohru cashed in his frequent flyer miles.
FFinn
So, I'll just hang on to these-
Hungry crane spears fish!
[Hak Foo snatches the other Talismans.]
Everyone remembers Hak Foo?
[nervously] Heh, hiya Hak!
CChow
Or do you prefer Foo?
Master Foo. The Black Tiger shall be your new lieutenant.
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