[as the Dark Hand arrives outside Uncle's store] What are we gonna do?!
Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.
RUN!
Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than- [Jackie-Light grabs Jade] WHOA!
This is no place for children!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
FFinn
[driving away from Jackie-Dark who moments ago creamed them in a fight] He'll never catch us.
CChow
Weren't we supposed to catch him?
FFinn
Shut up!
[Jackie-Dark, Chow, and Finn are laughing loudly about their recent fight]
And when the fish hit the road, you guys all went, "BWAH!"
[more loud laughter]
FFinn
You know Chan, you're all right!
CChow
Too bad we gotta eliminate you.
[more loud laughter]
ELIMINATE ME?! [laughing hard]
Get in there!
[getting in the car] Are those seats real leather? Oh, those poor cows! [sobbing]
It's not nice to drop-kick little girls.
It's always Tohru's fault. Everyone blames Tohru.
[After Jackie-Light and Jackie-Dark eliminate a room filled with Shadowkhan]
You have pretty decent chups for such a big baby.
[putting an arm on Jackie-Dark] Oh, I owe it all to teamwork!
Don't touch me.
[after fitting the last half of the twelfth Talisman into Shendu] Game over, Chan. Way over.
[no longer a statue, but a walking demon] I LIVE!
Give me that... (pie splats his face)
He was going to say pie, right?
[The Dark Hand Enforcers see Shendu brought back to life for the first time.]
FFinn
Whoa, Shen-dude!
Uh, welcome to Earth?
CChow
Good to see ya up and around!
[After Shendu refuses to reward the Dark Hand with the treasure he promised them.]
Tohru, make this deadbeat puny up!
[Finn, Ratso, and Chow back away from Tohru.]
FFinn
You go bro.
We're right behind you-
CChow
-in spirit.
Too bad about the lost treasure of... y'know, whatcha call it.
FFinn
Uh, will this affect our bonuses?
You get a bonus?
Shut it!
Who...what are you?
I am the keeper of the Talismans. I am the Apocalypse of which Legend speaks! And I am, for once and for all, your executioner!
Did the demon have any specific markings?
Red eyes, great big claws, and razor sharp teeth isn't SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Thousands of demon sorcerors have existed throughout history! I need more information! A symbol, a name, ANYTHING!
[Tohru enters the shop, bandaged after his encounter with Shendu]
Chan!
[annoyed] Go away! We have no more Talismans!
The demon's name...Shendu!
Shendu's former palace is located near what is now Hong Kong. His vengeance is to begin at the toll of Midnight, ushering in the Chinese New Year.
Chinese New Year? That gives us only a couple of days!
Less. Hong Kong is sixteen hours ahead of San Fransisco!
We'll take Section 13's fastest transport!
Finding the demon is not enough. One must have a means of... [reaching for a book he cannot reach] ...defeating it... [Tohru grabs the book and hands it to Uncle] Thank you. I will come with you!
TToru
I will come... [grunts in pain] ...too!
Umm...that's okay.
Tohru, why help us?
I am told Section 13 serves donuts on Thursdays.
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