I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster!
OK, I'll change it, then! Hello, Cliff Richard!
Bastard!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SPSpecial Patrol Group
I could murder a curry! [farts and flies across the basement]
Poor Special Patrol Group.
What's poor about him?
It'll take ten weeks to starve another one.
[To Vyvyan] Shut up! I'm trying to stir my coffee!
I thought you were dead!
That's no reason to hassle me on the toilet!
I'll handle this.
I'll handle this!
I'll handle this!
I can't handle this.
What are you doing with my crucifix, Rick?
Protesting!
I don't wanna bring you down or anything, but I think that is a really negative way to try and kill yourself, I mean I tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
Bloody heck! Is this the new house?
I think it's beautiful, Rick!
Well I think it looks like a gigantic lavatory!
It hasn't been razed to the ground.
Well, at least we have a front door.
We had a front door at the last house!
Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living room!
Rick, it had to be done.
Yeah! I had to! I was drunk!
SStatue
More bloody students...
SSunflower
Oh, put some clothes on.
[Rick demands an explanation as to why Vyvyan removed the toilet from the bathroom and threw it out the living room window]
Well now we can go to the rent tribunal. You don't have to pay as much for a house with an outside lavy!
Really? Well you know what I think? I think you did it on purpose because you know I've got a runny bottom!
TSTV Set
And don't forget to unplug your set.
Why?
TSTV Set
'Cause it'll blow up you silly boy.
Got you, traitor! [Hits Rick in the crotch with the bat]
Ha! Ha! Missed both my legs! [grimaces]
[smacks Rick in the head with the bat] Oh, shut up.
[Catches a golf ball] How's that? [Realises it is actually feces and groans in disgust, goes into bathroom and comes out] Who's been using my toothpaste?!
Vyvyan was writing an essay and he used it as Tipp-Ex.
Bastard!
Five pounds to get in my own bedroom?! Hah! What have you done, turned it into a roller disco?
Uncanny!
[Rick walks into his room to find that it has indeed been turned into a roller disco.]
TCTitle Card
Underneath the Staircase: A Look at Everyday Life Beneath the Stairs
CCloth
Oh dear me, ma'am. I know it's our job to look after the young gentlemen as best we can, but I can't help but feel Young Master Neil do treat us very rough sometimes.
BBrush
And so he should, young Lucy, for we love it. The complete negation of our personalities, the mind numbing servility, and the eighteen-hour day, and we expect no reward but a staircase over our heads.
PSPolish Spray
Oh yes, the personal abuse is our lot. And the further back you go, the better it was!
BBrush
Now, everyone, the masters are coming downstairs to beat us. Not a peep out of you. Best behaviour, or you'll have me to answer to!
[Neil, Vyvyan and Rick are digging in the basement for oil. Unlike Rick and Neil who are using pickaxes, Vyvyan is using his head whilst wearing a helmet.]
Oh, sorry, Vyv.
[Vyvyan slowly stands up only to have the pickaxe right through his head.]
[calmly] That's ok, Neil. It was bound to happen... sooner or later [faints].
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