Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[after learning about Max's kidney issues] Angie, what was I thinking? My dad died of kidney disease. Max has my bad genes.
He's got both our genes, George.
Well, look. If he unexpectedly dies from soft hair and long eyelashes, then it'll be your fault. This one's on me.
Angie [to Carmen]: You're not going to Lake "Take-Your-Top-Off" and that's final.
Oh, so I can't go to a simple party on the lake, but the second you leave the room, Max and his girlfriend can make out like monkeys?
They were making out?
Oh, did I say that out loud? I get gossipy when I'm oppressed.
Veronica, you're all grown up! The last time I saw you, you had a ponytail and baby fat.
So did you.
At least I didn't have a full diaper. You see, you don't wanna play this game.
[to Veronica in the video of her will] The money has been put into a trust and the trustee I'm about to name will decide when you get it. The person I had chosen has worked hard his whole life and knows the value of money. Will Vic Palmero please step forward? [Vic steps forward] Okay, now bend over and kiss George Lopez's ass because I pick him.
George [starts laughing] In your face! You heard her, Vic! Kiss it!
[to Max when he starts having a crush on Veronica] Max, she's your first cousin and you have dyslexia. If you have kids with her, your mom and I will have to pay a dollar to visit our grandkids at the carnival.
[to Veronica] Get down here now, you ungrateful tramp! [Carmen comes downstairs instead of Veronica]
What?
We know what you did. We want to hear it from your mouth.
[about Veronica] That's it. That was the last straw. I can't take it anymore. I want her out of this house!
God, it was just a scratch, I'll pay for it. What do you want from me!?
[to Veronica] Tomorrow, I want you to dress more appropriate. I don't want you distracting the guys working with dangerous machines. Alberto's down to seven fingers. He can barely tie his shoes.
[to Angie] How can you trust Ray after all he's done to your family?
Because I try to find the good in people.
That's a really annoying habit.
How come you never told me I had any special talents?
Oh, I'm sorry, George. You're right. You did have a special talent. No one can wet the bed like you.
I'm gonna use that to water your grave.
I have changed. Last year, I woke up in jail and I had one phone call. When my own sister wouldn't come to the phone, I realized that I had pushed everyone away. [Angie looks confused]
[to Angie] Oh, that's right. Your brother called last year. He needs your help right away. I told you to put a pad by the phone. I can't remember these things.
I'm sorry, George. I just sat down for a minute to rest my knees. I guess I must have nodded off. I don't know why they're bothering me so much.
You know you're supposed to listen to your body and right now, your knees are screaming, "You're crushing us! Eat a salad!"
I'm the manager. It's my job to defend the workers
You never defended me.
It's not true. I cleaned the stall in the men's room where all that nasty stuff was said about you.
What did it say?
I don't remember. I wrote it a long time ago.
[to George] I just got a letter from Ernie's lawyer accusing me of being prejudice towards fat people. Does anyone remember my second wife?
Oh, yeah. I remember Cheryl. She came to that Christmas party in a green dress and you fired the person who hung an ornament on her.
George [to Max] What's your password?
Uh, "Rippin' it to the max."
Please. The only thing you rip is... [makes a fart sound]
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