Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
George (to Carmen): There's no way you're gettin' married.
Fine, then I'll just get pregnant and move to Georgia (breaks into a Southern accent) 'cuz I don't need y'all's consent to get married there.
(about Carmen) Angie, tell me you had an affair with Garth Brooks and that she's not mine!
[While Ernie is reading notes to Benny about her house]
(first letter) You had it coming. (second letter) You deserve it. (third letter) What the hell does God have to do to finish you off. (fourth letter) I hope you get another house...
That's not bad.
Ernie (continuing the letter): But this time, paint the windows shut so you burn inside like the wicked witch you are.
Who signed that? I want to send them a Christmas card.
Actually the whole neighborhood signed it, like a petition. Whatcha!
When Jason said he'd love me forever, he meant forever.
When he said that, was your shirt on or off?
Upstairs!
It matters...
Benny (to George): I haven't seen you that scared since that Halloween when I chased you around the house with a knife!
That might've been funny on Halloween, but it was Easter.
I'm glad you aren't going to work anymore. I don't need any of my coworkers knowing I got chased by a dog.
Well, that ends tomorrow, because I'm going to tell everyone at work about how my little girl, was running out of the house because she was being chased by a teacup poodle!
That thing's a hundred pound killer!
Not in my story.
How can I "hell" you?
(to George) I would like a cheesburger. (looks at George and clown head) Wait, I'm talking to the wrong clown head.
(everyone laughs except George)
[George is talking to Benny about his childhood]
I can't believe the only reason you wouldn't let me drive when I was a kid was because you were afraid of me getting hurt. Is that why you wouldn't let me play football?
George, for a helmet to fit your head... they would have had to take out the padding. Now, at the time, I was already growing vegetables in the garden; I didn't want one walking around my house.
Where's my work?
Don't you remember my rules?
What rules?
I only tell you once to clear the table. If you don't, you're asking me to throw out your stuff.
You threw out my work?!
Yep. Maybe next time, you'll remember my rules.
Hey. This is my house. I make the rules.
Oh sure you do.
Mom stand still, we're talking about this.
Talk all you want, I will pretend to listen.
Mom don't ignore me.
[looking through refrigerator] let's see. What goes good with chicken? I don't know.
[George takes handcuffs, places one link on handle bar, and the other on benny's right hand, cuffing her to the fridge]
George, what the hell are you?! George!
[yelling] You're gonna stand there and you're gonna listen to me! Stop treating me like a kid! Stop calling me names! I'm a grown man, and if I want to, I can leave my papers anywhere! And I pay the bills around here, so if I want to leave the lights on, I can! [starts turning on kitchen appliances] And the mixer, and the toaster, and the blender, and the food processor, and the microwave! And you know why?! I can afford it all, because I'm not a failure, I'm a big success!
[electricity in the house goes off and kitchen is dark. George finds a flashlight and shines it in Benny's face]
I'm a big, big success!
[Angie, Carmen, and Max walk into the dark house]
George?
(to Angie) I'm glad you're home. Do you know your father has a drug problem?
Benny [to George]: That's real passionate. Did you come up with that last night when you were spooning with Ernie?
Look, that was an accident! But at least I can keep a man in my bed. That's right. When Ernie gets up to go to the bathroom, he comes back!
Angie [about Max's behavior after a school shooting]: He's completely desensitized. He acts like the shooting didn't affect him at all.
What, would you rather him being shaking and crying? He's handling it the Lopez way.
How do you do that?
We block it out.
Angie [to George who is curled up under the blankets] Are you naked under there?
No.
Then why are your pajamas on the floor?
Why are kids shooting kids? Nothing makes sense anymore.
George, you remember when you use to wet the bed?
It was the only hot water we had.
Angie [about Benny's breast implants]: She got implants?
These aren't implants. The cast of "Lost" is trying to find their way off the right one. The left one is hosting the Winter Olympics.
Damn, Grandma! Your boobs are huge!
Hey, Max. The owls called. They're done nesting, vato. You can cut your hair.
Cindy Porter said I have big ears. If I cut my hair, she'll never love me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Little pig-nosed Cindy Porter? Man, get your hair out of your eyes. She's nasty.
I like nasty.
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