[To Kelly sitting far apart from Jodi on a couch in office] So, have you anything you'd like to say to Kelly?
JJodi
I've got nothing to say to her!
Kelly, would you like to tell Jodi why you hit her?
Yeah, 'cause if you go around saying someone's a slag, you're gonna get a slap. [Jodi sucks teeth] Is there something up your teeth?!
Okay, how are you two going to resolve this? [Nathan rollerskates past office window doing a sustained singing note with Kelly amused and Sally opens office door] Take the roller skates off! And the goggles! Take them off!
Ah, this is bullshit. We're never gonna be mates!
I heard you and Darren broke up.
I heard he dumped yah. What's that about?
Let's keep things friendly!
You're better off without him. He's a rat faced glue sniffer.
JJodi
Are you sayin' he's got a rat face?!
Yeah, he's a proper ratty.
JJodi
[Stands up] Don't even be talking about him?!
[Stands up] What'd you care?! 'Cause he dumped yah! [Flicks off Jodi's hat who punches Kelly who headbutts Jodi]
JJodi
[Mindread by Kelly] You see how it feels, bitch! [To Sally manhandling her out of office] She's getting life! She headbutt me!
[Throws chair out of office] Shut up, you twat!
I was trying to be nice! [Voice of thought] Yeah, I had an attitude.
I think that went pretty well.
How comes you never talk about when you got arrested?
See? That just makes me more curious. C'mon. Give it up!
I was buying some coke. Me and this girl I was seeing. Sam. The police caught us.
I had one wrap on me. She had the rest of it. She was done for intent to supply.
She went to prison. Six months.
Shit. Are you still with her?
Everything that was happening... it was too messy.
So... you're not with anyone?
Nah. [Alisha leans in to him] What? What?
[Stroking him] You know what. I know you want to. All I have to do is touch you.
I could have you... any time I want.
Quit doing that, man. Leave it!
Stop being such a dick! [Alisha grabs his wrist and transforms his mental state with him grabbing her and leading her to washroom] Oh, you're so beautiful!
All right, Curtis, wait! Curtis! Curtis!
I'm always thinking of you. I just want to be with you. I know you do. Come on.
[Alisha lets go of Curtis wrist in washroom stall who reverts to his default mental state and he bursts out of washroom stall] Oh, man! That is wrong!
You can't be doing that to people!
Trust me! You enjoyed it!
But you were so up for it. You kept telling me how much you wanted to be with me.
When I want to tell you something, I'll tell you myself. You don't know what I'm feeling.
Yeah, well, I see how you look at me.
Yeah? I won't be looking at you any more.
You think 'cause you're beautiful, you can treat people any way you want?!
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
You're usually a whole lot gobbier than this.
Come on, you haven't punched me in a few hours. I'm worried about you.
I'm fine. How comes you're living in the Community Centre, anyway?
Do we have to be that intimate with each other's lives? No, I don't think so. Not so big on the sharing. I'm not getting a shag now I'm a homeless. Those Big Issue guys aren't getting any. Oh, shit! She can hear that! When are you gonna learn?!
I like your cap. [Takes off her cap and her wig comes off too]
No! [Runs away in absolute embarassment]
Did you know she was bald?
'Course not, twat. Jesus.
She looked like an alien.
Ah, don't be mean. [Then admits laughing] She did, didn't she? A bald alien! Shh. I should probably try and find her. [Holds up cap and wig] You know.
[To Simon] Can't you see we're trying to have an awkward conversation? Move! Go! [Simon leaves, then to Curtis] The sex wasn't that bad, was it?
You don't get it, do you? [Leaves]
There's nothing wrong with me! You're the one with the problem!
No, I'm not all right, you prick. I'm bald!
I've got your cap... and your wig.
I don't want you to see me like this.
All right, listen, I'll close my eyes. I'm gonna throw them down, OK?
Keep them shut. Don't look!
So, I thought that whole moving-the-bodies thing went pretty well, you know, considering.
If you laugh at me, I will kick the shit out of ya.
I'm not gonna laugh. Who's laughing?
So... what's with the baldness?
This morning, I was in the shower, and me hair started falling out.
They don't know. They're gonna have to send me for some tests.
So what are we talking about here? Are we talking about upstairs and down?
You know? Do you have a bald fanny? [Kelly starts pushing and slapping him] Oh! For fuck's sake!
