You don't need to use your power on me. I'm already there.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[To the guys] Oh, get the bodies! [Throws a brick on Sally's windshield]
What the hell are you doing?!
It's just pure, mindless vandalism!
What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?!
If I was mentally deficient, I would have missed. Check that out. Bull's-eye!
They are gonna think the probation worker is still alive. I stole his credit card. I used it to book a flight.
That is smart!
You're dead good at stuff like that.
Yeah! Nice one, weird kid.
We should all go out for drink, you know, to celebrate. It's like an ironic "fuck you" to the probation worker. We're all out having a good time - you're buried under the foundations of an environmental monitoring station.
Do you wanna come for a drink?
Are you asking me out in a date?
No, I meant all of us.
Did you? I'm not your whore!
[Walking through door to locker room] Oh, my God! That is such a shamer. [Sees Nathan reenacting sex scene with mimicking masturbation gestures]
Do you think he's told the others?
Bashing himself out of it.
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he told 'em.
And she was totally clicking the mouse off herself, man.
No way!
They were just, like, really face-to-face. He was wanking, she was flicking her own bean, right in each other's face.
You should've filmed it.
Work that bean! Work that bean,
Kelly, my love! Oh! Er, hi.
Shut up. You enjoyed it, you pervert. [To Simon] What? Do you want to have a look too?
No, thanks. I'm okay.
Can I have another look?
Prick.
Does anyone actually know what he got done for?
Says it was for eating pick 'n' mix.
That's bullshit.
Are you two, like, together?
Yeah, I guess. It's weird, yeah? Cos of my bullshit power thing, we don't actually have proper sex. We just stare at each other and wank ourselves off. But it is really special.
[Using trash pick uppers to violate Simon] Come on. It's not gay 'cause we're not touching. All you want to do is get down to it and you can't, cos...
SSam
[Community servers walk out door and walks up to Nathan] Hi.
[Walking on] That's really disgusting.
It's not fucking disgusting.
When did you get out?
SSam
A few days ago. It's good to see you.
[On phone] You're saying Tony's walking round using his credit card. [Laughs] So why has no-one seen him? Because it's not him! Someone's stolen it. Look, if you're not going to do anything, then I will.
[Sitting on table with Sam on rooftop] How was it in there?
SSam
Well, wasn't a lot of laughs. How you doing? How's community service?
Is what it is, innit? Just need to get through it.
SSam
It's all so messed up. Screwed our lives over a bit of coke.
You're out now. You need to move on. Do something different.
SSam
Think anyone's gonna give me a job with a conviction for dealing? I saw you with that girl. Are you with her? She's beautiful.
It just happened, like. I didn't mean it to. And there's stuff going on with me right now, things I can't tell you about. Sam! I'm sorry. [Puts hand on her back] Sam? I'm sorry.
SSam
Why didn't you visit me?
Cos I felt too guilty, innit? I asked you to buy the gear. It should've been me that went prison. Things didn't work out like that, did they? I told 'em. I told the police it was for me and my mates. They wouldn't listen. Trust me, if I could do anything to change it, I would.
SSam
You should've visited me!
I know. I couldn't see you in there. I couldn't look you in the eye.
SSam
So you hook up with someone else? She's helping you deal with it, is she? My life is fucked! And that's on you! [Walks away and flips him over shoulder]
UNUndercover narc
[To Nathan barricaded in washroom] Police! Open the door right now! Bro, you're only making this worse for yourself!
[Crouching besides vehicle in parking garage to Nathan walking by] Oh, hey, Nathan, I need your help!
Do I know you? [Pause] Are you taking a shit?!
What?
There is a guy over here taking a shit!
Shut up!
Like me to grab you some toilet paper?
I'm not taking a shit!
How do I know you again?
You don't. I thought you were someone else. Jog on. Go!
Have a good one. [Walks away]
Prick.
BBeverly (the manager)
Excuse me, you can't just help yourself to anything you fancy. This is not a buffet, that's theft. I could have you arrested for that.
Really? For eating some pick 'n' mix?
BBeverly
You're paying for the sweets in your mouth and for that drink.
Beverley. Isn't that a women's name?
BBeverly
Pay up and leave.
Haha, Beverley. That's brilliant. Why did your parents give you a girl's name?
BBeverly
This is your final warning.
Maybe you were born with both sets of genitalia. You know like a chick with a dick.
BBeverly
[Into a walkie-talkie] Can I have security to the concession stand?
But I’m guessing your parents wanted a boy so they kept your cock and sewed up your clunge.
BBeverly
You’re coming with me.
[Screams into Beverly's walkie-talkie while being apprehended by Beverly on floor] I’m being assaulted by a chick with a dick! Help me! They sewed up his clunge! They sewed up his clunge!
BBeverly
I was like you when I was younger. I thought I knew everything. I was a right cocky little arsehole.
And look where it got you! You've got the big office, you've got a staple gun... you're living the dream, man!
BBeverly
You think you're better than all this?
I know, I'm better then this. Because Bev, if I'm not, I'll probably have to kill myself.
BBeverly
You haven't got a clue.
I got your text.
MMatt
What text?
You sent me a text telling me to meet you here.
MMatt
I was texting my mate. I meant a different Simon.
DDanny
[Walks up] You're a fucking dead man!
I don't think so. I think you wanna thank me, 'cause... right now, I'm your best mate.
UNUndercover narc
[To Nathan up against wall] I saw you run last year. You were in a different league. Turn around. You don't need to be getting involved in this kind of thing. Not with your profile. Think, yeah? Sort yourself out. Clean? Well, I expect I'll be seeing you. Come on.
MMike (Nathan's Dad)
Don't be a wanker.
Thanks for the fatherly advice. It makes me feel all warm inside.
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