[after falling down and breaking her wrist] Ow! Drugs, I thought we were friends!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Excerpt of Get Dat Fetus Kill Dat Fetus seen in episode]
I'm a baby killer
Baby killing makes me horny
Alien's inside me
I'm gonna squash it like Sigourney
GIGirl in waiting room
Sextina's music makes me feel strong, like I can do anything.
It doesn't offend you? What about the part where she says, "I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul / 'cause I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole"?
GGirl
It's a joke. You get that it's a joke, right?
Well, obviously.
GGirl
Do you think she actually wants to shoot her fetus with a gun?
CThe closer
There is something intimate about watching a person be herself...
VGVanessa Gekko
What's that I hear? Beep, beep. Someone's calling on the other line. That's strange. Hello? Oh, it's Oodles of Money calling. Will we accept the charges?
RRutabaga
Why would Oodles of Money be calling collect?
VGVanessa Gekko
I don't know but do not accept the charges. We cannot afford it.
Hold on. if this is a real thing, why would he call you and not me?
SLSara Lynn
Who knows? Why do people do anything? Why did I make the cartoon tree grandma from Pocahontas my emergency contact?
Turns out there's a huge market for a safe space for women!
Who knew?
PCaptain Peanutbutter
Look at those children. Little miracles, right?
They're adorable. Not that I value them based on their looks! Because, of course, children in society today are often reduced to their cuteness. I can't wait to get to know your children as people, so I can specifically compliment them individually on the foundation of their characters.
He's probably just razzin' ya. But he's a good dog. All bark, no bite. Oh, sorry! That's a labrador expression. I guess in human terms it would be: he's all talk, no shooting you with an assault rifle.
Is that what you think humans do?
Am I wrong?
You gotta get me out of this thing. This asshole is giving me everything I ask for. What a nightmare.
I figured you never wanted to see me again.
I never want to see anyone again.
Are you just gonna do stupid bullshit for the rest of your life?
You mean like for work or, like, in general?
PCaptain Peanutbutter
Diane, do you ever look up at the stars and feel like they're tiny holes in the sky, sucking out all the oxygen and suddenly you can't breathe because you're thinking about how small you are and meaningless it all is?
Uh... I guess?
I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.
Todd, I'm sorry, alright? I screwed up, I-I know I screwed up, I...
Oh, great, of course! Here it comes! You can't keep doing this! You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!
I know, and I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign, but now that it's over, I- I- I--
[more calmly] No. No, BoJack, just... stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid, it's you. Alright? It's you. ... (dejectedly) Fuck, man. What else is there to say?
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