FDFederico Diaz
[while embalming a murderer] He is a freakin' Dorito! Crunch him – they'll make more.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
FJFather Jack
Truth and relationships don't make life easy. They make it possible.
AWAllison Williman
I lost my job to go to my father's execution. Isn't that the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?
[yelling] Lisa! Lisa! Where are you?
LLisa
I'm right here. Where are you?
I don't know. None of this turned out the way I wanted it to, Lise. You know that, right? I wanted to love you, I did love you! I just felt like we were beginning- [chokes up] I know we were, I know it, I know it in my heart, and I just feel like I had this once in a lifetime chance and I fucked it up!
LLisa
Nate, I'm not a chance. I'm a person.
You're looking for me?
Yeah. Where the fuck is your grave?
[seeing Gabriel] He's dead?
Don't ask me. This is your thing.
How's life?
How's death?
[to Keith] You looked so intense the way you pointed your little alarm thingy at the car. Like, "Fuck you, car. Now you're locked!"
I felt so free for a week. But then, all of a sudden, within days I went from "Yay, I'm independent" to "Holy fuck, I'm gonna die alone."
So, what if I just shut the door on Keith, like he's dead to me... I'll just end up replacing him with someone else, the same way that mom is replacing you with George. Is that all life is? We just go through it replacing people?
Pretty much. Some people just do it faster and more often than others."
[after sex] Do you think we were too loud?
It's possible that we were too loud, yes.
What's so strange?
I don't know … the thought that I just got blown in the same bed where my mom used to read me the "Runaway Bunny."
So, Keith.
So what about him?
You guys are back together?
No.
He was there this morning.
He was a little drunk last night, I let him stay over. I was being polite.
Polite and horny.
BBarb
Lisa didn't believe in borders, and that is why I know that wherever Lisa is right now, she's everywhere! She's everywhere, and that means she's home!
[Claire has just told Russell she was pregnant by him and has had an abortion.]
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't …
Just give me a second, okay? … Just give me a second to get used to the idea of living with this for the rest of my life.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding you, Claire! It's fucking sad! It's fucking sad and it's fucked up. I mean, did you cry? Did you?
I cried more than you have ever cried in your whole life.
[breaks down] Then give me a fucking second to feel bad about this, okay? Just a motherfucking second!
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