I wouldn't change anything. If you change one thing, that changes everything. And some things are the way they should be.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I care for you, Arthur. I care for your music. I care for your hankies. And I won't deny it because that would be a lie. But if you want me to leave, I will, because that's your choice. Because I choose you.
There's something I forgot to tell you about Petrarch? He started the Renaissance. [They embrace.]
And you are his wife?
W2Wife #2
Yes.
AWAll Wives
Yes.
You're eighteen! You should be consumed with sex! Everything that happens should make you want to fuck. Your flesh should be on fire all the time!
[deadpan] It is.
Yeah.
I can't believe how much money I've spent fucking up my life.
[about Margaret] I already left a message saying I was coming over. So if she wants me to walk in on more fucking, that's her choice.
I can do it for you if you feel like you've seen enough of Mom's pussy for a few days.
Who could ever see too much of Mom's pussy? It's like a trip down memory lane.
Arthur, have you ever had sex?
I think I have … in a sense.
I think we've had enough excitement for a while.
The three-ways?
Well, yeah.
What about them?
Don't you think that maybe they're not the best thing for us?
Ho-ho, really? So that wasn't you the other night that kept begging us to arrest and interrogate you?
I have some kerchiefs and some undershirts to do. I hear some people call them wife-beaters, which I think is rather funny.
There's nothing funny about beating your wife.
[Russell storms out.]
He could have at least made the effort to slam the door.
[to Claire] You sit in such judgment of the world. How do you expect to ever be a part of it?
I'm just trying to prepare for the worst so when it actually happens, I don't feel so awful.
What are you, the Pope? Just because I fucked your boyfriend! Get a life.
I just cried all over your jacket, and you're a perfect stranger.
Not any more, I'm not.
I don't wanna live without you. I can't.
[annoyed] You're gonna have to.
I'm not gonna give up.
That's your fucking problem.
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