Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[When Johnny and Dukey are mutated back into Johnny X and Super Pooch. Dukey opens his mouth furiously.]
If you don't have anything nice or encouraging to say, then don't say anything.
[Dukey covers his mouth resignedly.]
Good boy. Now, to Pork Belly!
What do these mutant dorks look like anyway?
[An explosion blasts away part of Johnny's room, revealing two mutant agent robots.]
They look like that. Oh, and the capes were their idea, not mine.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Super Duper Power Poots!
Oh, crud!
Ok, everyone say "Power Poots!"
POWER POOTS!!!
So Johnny Test thinks he can blow off choir class again?
I'm right here!
Oh, right. I forgot, you haven't grown like the others. Ok, sing a sad note, everyone.
[When deciding how to give Johnny the formulae that will make him taller.]
You know needles freak me out!
We could give you a suppository.
What's that? [Mary whispers something in Johnny's ear.] Are you nuts?!
(After receiving a suppository) Man, I hate getting medicine like that!
Hey, let's all laugh now like they do at the end of old sitcoms.
Ok!
[Johnny, Dukey, Susan & Mary all laugh.]
[After Truth Johnny insults a girl.]
Why'd you say that to her?
Because it's the truth, that's why.
Yeah, but it hurt her feelings.
So what should I do? Lie like you always do?
No, but if you don't have anything nice to say maybe you shouldn't say anything at all, even if it's the truth. How about that?!
Blah, blah, blah! Not my fault if people can't handle the truth. They'll just have to get over it.
Ok, that's it! You're going down!
No, the truth is you're going down.
I will stop the truth from hurting peoples' feelings!
The truth hurts! Get over it!
You're all ugly!
Ok, I am hating the truth today!
Why is using your manners at the dinner table so difficult for you?
Because dinner is so boring.
How would you know? You never sit still long enough. 1 night. Is that too much to ask. Ha! I bet you couldn't even do it for 1 night.
I totally could.
Yeah, I don't think so, sweetheart.
You think you can just sit there and not spill, burp, mini vomit, make a gross comment or destroy anything at tomorrow's dinner? And eat whatever's put in front of you?
Piece of cake. And if I do it and win the bet you have to do my homework for a week and buy me ten new video games.
And when I win you clean your room for a year and yell from the rooftop for everyone to hear that you love my meatloaf.
Deal!
I need your help to win the bet.
And what do we get out of it?
Can't you just help him because you're brother and sister?
No.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS INSANITY!!
He started it!
I don't want to hear it. You're both responsible. Johnny, would it be too much to keep your elbows off the table, excuse yourself after burping and ask for things instead of reaching for them?
(awkwardly) No.
And dear, we're not sitting with the Queen of England can you not be such a stickler about manners? Lighten up a little. And maybe choose ingredients for your Around the World Meatloafs that this family would actually enjoy eating?
(awkwardly) Yes.
What's behind your back?
Nothing!
Where're we going in the car?
To the Squeaky... Toy... Hotdog... Roller-Coaster Store.
That doesn't sound like a real thing. What's behind your back?! [Reaches behind Johnny.] A leash! Wait a minute... Dad in car, boy hiding leash, the smell of deceit lingering in the air... (gasps) you're trying to take me to the vet!!
It's just a checkup. Don't be a scaredey cat.
Watch it, mister! I'm a scaredey dog! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go run in fear.
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