WGWolf Girl
My tulips are trashed, my roses are ruined, my daffodils are designated!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Well. I guess that what happens when you space out during class! [laughs].
I thought being king was supposed to be easy. What a load of monarchy! [laughs].
[as everything in the world pops; walking to Porky angrily] Well, you just had to have a balloon, didn't ya?
[gasps] Oh dear.
It's April 1st, the day of the fools. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Ha-ha. Really funny, Daffy.
Actually, you're 3 hours late for work!
Hey, you vagwant duck! I told you, you can't wive there!
And I'm not. I'm renting it out to other ducks. Sorry about this guy, Frank. Great property, terrible neighbors.
FFrank
Terrible neighbors, huh? [reveals his muscular appearance] I can't live next to terrible neighbors! [strikes Elmer through his roof with his fist] Now, give me back my security deposit! [Daffy hands him back his security deposit]
“Wackyland”, huh? Sure lives up to its name…
SSylvester
Sometimes, you just have to throw in the towel.
Now, that's what I call a bear bottom.
Happy Birthday, chump! Woo-hoo!
[as Elmer presented him with a birthday cake, unaware that it has sticks of dynamite] Aww. For me, doc? You shouldn't have! [blows the birthday cake on Elmer and the dynamite blows up in his face] Really. He shouldn't have. [ Bugs Bunny puts out the lit candle with his fingers as the short iris out]
HHank
[first lines] And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits! [a stop sign appears, and a trio of bikers comes to a stop, their clothes and motorcycles get stolen]
Johnny, your sisters-
Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!
-gave me this. [holds out the Micro-Physic Flakes]
SSSUV Salesman
Now don't think of it as an SUV... Think of it as an insult you drive.
NNeighbor
I'll call your mother, the police, and Santa!!
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