Oh, there you are, puddy tat. Did they fix you up weal good?
SSylvester
[last words before he commits suicide; in a high-pitched voice] Yeah. They fixed me, all right...
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[snaps his fingers at Daffy] Hey, shoeshine boy!
Oh. A wealthy patron. Did your spaz spit shine, sir?
No. I need my hair cut. Of course I need my shoeshined, you wucking class woser! I need my woafers prim and pwoper fast!
Well. You've come to the right place, my good man!
25 cents. That's highway wobbery! [checks his pockets, but has no coins] Oh dear! I must've left my wallet in my other twousers. Oh well. I guess the best thing to walk off-wy. [laughs as he walks away, but, gets run over by a bus, losing his shoes in the process]
Yeesh! I guess that's what you get for being sole-less.
TDTazmanian Devil
On bright side, Taz not thirsty anymore.
Ooh! Gorp! [eats Gorp, then walks off]
MMarvin
There we are! [noticed Bugs in the green unbreathable bubble] Hmm. This must be the last of the earthlings. [snaps his fingers which pops the bubbles.]
[coughs, trying to regain his breath] What's up, doc?
MMarvin
Earth has been conquered by Mars, which means I rule this planet now and all surviving earthlings are now my lifelong servants. That includes you!
Me?! Lifelong servant?! Now, wait just a minute, doc.
MMarvin
You will perform my every bidding or be destroyed.
Now, now, Now! You mean, to tell me you’re gonna make me put up more of all this Martian signage.
MMarvin
Yes! If I so see fit.
You're gonna have me run all your Martian errands.
MMarvin
That's right!
Ooh. You're gonna make me clean that filthy ray gun of yours?
MMarvin
Yes! And I'll have you do so right now!
Okay. Okay. I got this! A quick polish oughta do the trick. [proceeds to clean the ray gun, while unknowningly zapping and injuring Marvin] My heavens! When's the last time you cleaned this thing? Geez! There must be ten layers of space dust caked on.
MMarvin
[dizzy] Okay. I think you got it!
Hmm. Ya think so, but, no. There's still some crud on the liquefy switch.
MMarvin
Wait. Don't touch that! [gets zapped and gets liquified]
There we go! Good as new!
AAinara
I Think is the sign. Boy, What Will They Think of Next? (She Walking in this cars again, with using by singing her)
CMr. Car
Hello, sir.
Huh? Who said that?
CMr. Car
I did, sir.
AAinara
You Know? I Can't really when see you are so this car.
[This cartoon was inspired by Falling Hare.] Hmm. Says here that these self-driving cars are completely flawless, except they attract Gremlins. Gremlins love to damage, smash, wreck and generally mutilate auto-mo-bil-es of a futuristic nature. [laughs] Gremlins! What a load of baloney! What a bunch of horse eggs! [to the Gremlin] Can you believe that, guy. [he and the Gremlin laugh] I'd tell ya, people would believe in all kinds of turkey trash!
PPPetunia Pig
[falls from a telephone wire and lands on a branch just above a sharp rake] It could have been worse! [gets catapulted straight back up into the sky] You'll never see a rainbow if you're looking down!
[Petunia snaps the telephone wire and gets electrocuted and falls back down, hits the same branch, which now brakes and drops her on the rake]
[Wile E. Coyote gets set on fire, to the point of being burnt badly. The Road Runner holds up a sign saying "SICK BURN!" Suddenly a truck carrying lemon juice and other truck carrying salt head straight towards Wile E.]
RRRoad Runner
Meep meep! [runs off]
[Realizing his fate, Wile E. sheds a single tear as the screen fades to black and a loud "CRASH" is heard]
We get to be in a movie?
Ain't I a stinker?
RDRussian Dog
This shouldn't even happen to a dog.
Ooh. PG-13.
Wait a second. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB!
What a Christopher Colum-Bust! [laughs]
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