YSYosemite Sam
I despise me some animals, but I would never hurt an innocent little baby. I'll even prove it to you!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
That's what you get for messing with my baby! Ain't that right, junior. [as it turns out, the baby was a pull-string toy]
BTBaby Toy
[giggles] I want candy!
Oh. They grow up so fast!
MBMama Buzzard
Very Good. Now, go out fetch your mama a nice juicy rabbit for dinner. [screams to beaky] AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU DO!
Gosh, you better i make my ma proud of me and catch a rabbit. [Bugs bunny humming a tune with clean out for sold, reaching for the scamp with beep, for the carrot juice of done]
Aha! Jackpot! Just what I needed! Now all I need is a can opener. [Beaky Buzzard fall it void of Bugs Bunny like it this storm] Ah, there's one. How convenient.
So, tell me, Doc, when you find this, uh, rabbit, what are you going to do with it?
Naw, naw, no, I can't say it. No, no, nope.
Ah, come on! Tell me.
Naw, naw, naw, it's too gruesome. Too gruesome. No, no, no.
I'm genuinely curious. Please!
Well, uh, I shouldn't tell you but if I could, I'd say... [shouts to bugs] I AM GONNA CATCH HIM AND MAUL HIM AND BEAT HIM AND SKIN HIM AND GRIND HIM UP AND MAKE HIM INTO RABBIT MEATBALLS! But I am not going to tell y'all. Oh, no, no, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh, listen, Doc, I don't mean to toot my own horn but, uh, I'm an expert at catching rabbits.
[Beaky follows Bugs to the train tracks near the tunnel]
Now, do you see any tracks?
[excitedly] Oh, uh, uh, I found them. I found tracks. Yup, yup, I found them.
Good job, kiddo. Now, follow them and you'll find that rabbit.
I hear something.
What's it sound like?
Well, it kind of sounds like a tra--
[train tooting and hits beaky but he starts to crawl outside of the tunnel]
[groggy] Whoa, wait a minute. I don't think that was a rabbit at all. [realizes the train tracks] I think that was a TRAIN! WERE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME?!
Trick ya? Nah. Nah. I wasn't trying to trick ya! I was uh, "training" ya!
Oh, really? Makes perfect sense to me.
[after the dynamite blows up] Oh. They blow up so fast! [cries a little] Oh well. Class dismissed!
I am one stuck duck!
RWRalph Wolf
So, do anything this weekend, Sam?
SSSam Sheepdog
Oh, not much I'm afraid, Ralph.
RWRalph Wolf
Well, no news is good news, I always say.
WHERE ARE THE CARROTS AT YOUR FILTHY ANIMAL?!?! NOW I AM THE BAD COP SEE!?
[frustrated after Daffy breaks a drum over his head] Tha-th-th-tha- [shouts with fury] THAT'S IT!!!
[hacking coughs] Sorry! Allergies are acting up! Thanks for stopping by and happy holidays!
The rocket fuel really brings out the flavor.
MMugsy
[with multiple eyes] Dah, I don't feel so good, boss.
RRocky
[smacks Mugsy with a tentacled arm] SHADDUP!
[as he and Porky are falling to their demise after finding out that they have no parachutes in their packs] Hey, wait a minute! What are we so worried about? After all, we're cats and cats always land on their feet. Not to mention their nine lives.
W-we're not cats!
Says who?
D-D-Daffy Duck, P-P-Porky Pig! IT'S IN OUR NAMES!!
Oh boy...
[pops out of the drum, mimicking the original 1930s to 1940s ending, looking the worse for wear from that plane crash, coughing, choked with smoke] T-T-T-T-That's All Folks!
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