There's gotta be a better way of doing this. Maybe there's a wand app. (picks up wand and scrolls through apps) Restaurant Locator...Spell Calculator...Ooh! Here's an application to turn my wand into a light saber! (Justin and Max turn their wands into light sabers and duel) Max! I am your brother!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Alright, guys, it looks like we're going back to that old trailer in the middle of nowhere to find some magical instruments that'll turn your boyfriend human again. (pauses) You're right, our lives are messed up.
(to Mason, who is in wolf form and is howling) What is it, boy? What are you trying to tell us? Is there trouble at the old mill?
(after Mason turns back into human) Did you guys see that? DID YOU SEE THAT! He was all 'hello love' blahblaeghblaheghblah! WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Uh, well I totally understand the confusion with the blahhehhblah uh, i got-Max?
Oh, now you want my help?
Would someone please tell me what is going on, because I just saw your pet sled dog from Greenland, who lives in a veggie cooler, turn into a HALF-HUMAN HALF-BEAR HAIRY CREATURE THING!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!! I DESERVE SOME ANSWERS!!
(kisses him and he faints)
Mason, I'm sorry. What we have is so much stronger than any of that superficial stuff. The most important thing to me is that you're back and we're together. I love you, no matter what.
I don't know if I can believe you.
Then let me prove it.
How?
The same way people have been doing it for centuries now. By slow dancing to a romantic pop song.
I will not panic. I will not panic. I will not panic...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [runs into the storage room screaming]
[burps in Agent Lambwood's face then laughs] I'm not telling you guys anything.
[in shackles] They came for us, all of us.
RCRusso Clones
We're the real Russos! [runs off]
I know how much is in the register! AND I EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I GET BACK!
(Justin walks into the cell after being up for examination)
I brought a...hamburger. (Max takes it out of his hands and starts eating it)
They gave Justin a hamburger, he must have rolled over! What did you tell them?!
Did you tell them we're you-know-whats?!?! (Justin nods. Alex and Jerry gasp in shock)
Did they let you use the bathroom? WAS IT WORTH IT?
Somebody took the Russo's! I think they're from the government.
Oh my. I'll get Professor Crumbs. He'll know what to do! (thinks for a minute) Well, he might not, but at least I'll look like a hero for notifying him!
Wha-Wait! What should I do while you're gone?
Just stay here. That's what heroes say. I'll be back in a jiffy. [walks into the portal]
[once Mason is gone] What kind of hero says 'jiffy'?
Mason! How did they catch you?
I was admiring myself in the mirror with this hat on when they snuck up behind me.
How does someone sneak up behind you while you're looking in a mirror?
Well, I was very much admiring my hat.
Quick, pick a color!
Chartreuse.
Pick a SHORTER color!
[on Mason's back and jumps off] Whew, we're back. Hm, long walk!
[breathing heavily] Yep! For some of us it was!
Excuse me! My arms are tired from hanging on and trying to steer. Your ears are really tiny but really cute. [smiles]
[smiles and rubs his ear]
While we were stuck in that government facility I was afraid I would never see Waverly Place again. I missed you. [kisses the ground] There was definitely a horse parade here recently.
[exhausted] I must have lost thirty pounds on that walk. Do you know how long it's going to take me to gain them back?
Why is the Sub Station all boarded up?
Oh gosh. I gotta get in there! I wanna take a bath without someone yelling at me, "Hey lady, get out of my pool!" [bangs on the door]
Go away government agents! I have a soda gun and its loaded with root beer!
Harper, it's us! We escaped from the government guys!
I'm not falling for that! The real Russos are too lame to escape from anywhere.
Harper!!! [bangs on the door] Open up!! We'd flash in there but we don't have our powers. We only got back by hitching rides, taking buses, and a lot of walking.
[whips his head to her] YOU DIDN'T WALK AT ALL!!! YOU HAD ME CARRY YOU LIKE A CAMEL!!! [smiles] Love.
Too lazy to walk? Oh Alex it really is you! All right, hold on. I'll let you in. I just have to dismantle a bunch of booby traps I set up to protect myself.
Hi guys.
[walks into the Sub Station] It's so good to be home! [gets hit by one of the traps] AH! [falls down and is unconscious]
Oops. I forgot to get rid of that one.
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