You think they'd want anything to do with us anymore? You guys don't even have your powers. You're nothing without them. Nothing. (puts the ice pack on her face)
Guys come on. There's something wrong with the portal.
I can't contact anybody in the Wizard World. I've tried WizCom, WizPhone, WizText, and just straight up yelling into the thing. (opens portal door) Hello! Are you listening?
(snorts) It's just a regular echo, Mason. We don't put "wiz" in front of everything.
Look! The Wizmergency Wizlight is on! That means the powers are still down. Oh no, the government must have captured everyone.
This is bad. That means they still have Professor Crumbs too. (goes in the restaurant kitchen and picks up the phone) Hello? I'd like to speak with the officer in charge.
I'm calling the police. We have to do something to save the Wizard World. Hello officer yes I'd like to report-
(grabs phone) That you are doing a great job. Yep. Keep it up. Love ya! (hangs up phone) Alex! What were you gonna tell them?
(trying not to laugh) Not that I love them.
People don't hear it enough. Alex, you know you can't reveal magic.
Even I know that. That's why I just make people think I'm dumb. So if I slip up they'd figure, "Ah the kid's an idiot." I slip up all the time so...who's dumb now?
Alex, you can't call the police. We just need to lay low for awhile until this blows over and do nothing.
The wizard world is captured and you want us to do nothing? Fine. (goes upstairs)
The one time we ask the laziest girl on Earth to do nothing, she wants to do something!
I'm just happy she didn't ask me to carry her up the stairs.
Attention! Attention everyone! Listen, I know you're all here because I told you that Lady GaGa would be on a motorcycle jumping over a shark tank (Mason makes hand gestures and whooshing sounds) Yes, okay but that was just a front to get you here. There's something much more important.
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What can be more important than GaGa?
The government has unfairly taken an entire population of Wizards hostage. I know because I'm a wizard too.
(makes "Ta-da! Here she is!" gesture)
(after the judge brings in a crystal ball)
We're gonna watch TV? Oh, now I really wish they had a food court. I can't watch TV without a corn dog.
(grabs her purse and pulls out a corn dog in a bag) Here, I was saving it to keep you quiet at church...just eat it. (she gives it to him and he takes a bite of it)
Hey everyone! Who wants to play a game called "Embarrass Your Boyfriend"! I'll go first! Did you know that Mason told me he sleeps in a nightgown and cap like Ebeneezer Scrooge? (all but Mason laugh)
What are you doing? I asked you to never tell anyone that!
I'm sorry Mason. Are you getting upset? Oh! here's another one! Did you know that Mason can only ride in a car when his head is sticking out the window and his tongue is flapping in the wind?! (all but Mason laugh)
Alex, stop! You're making me mad!
Oh, and here's the best one! Mason cries if you even SAY "Old Yeller" (turns to Mason quickly) OLD YELLER!
(turns his back to others, crying) STOP IT!
You see this is what I get for helping you out while you where driving.
I didn't ask for your help.
I was helping me. I wanted to live.
I don't need your help. I'm going to pass the drivers test all by myself.
Well I don't need you either. I can clean all the garbage cans by myself, and what am I going to need to do that? Do I need like a rag or a, or a brush or spray? No? FINE!
Max Look! Now she's all over him. That's Dean Moriarty.
Mason I'm sure she's just brushing some filthy dandruff off his shoulder. He doesn't look clean.
Max Dude, you rolled around in a dead squirrel the other day.
