Who's going to run the Sub Station? That's the only reason we had you kids!
(looks at him)
Not you.
(smiles)
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm going to start being careful right now. (slips) Whoa! (gets caught) Oh that was close. I almost slipped on my cheddar cheese fairy dust. (walks beside the cheddar cheese then falls off the stage)
Harper, are you okay?
I don't know. Is my foot suppose to bend this way?
(goes down the stage)
Alex! Congratulations! You get to saddle up for the rodeo!
(gets back onstage and takes a few steps back) Out of my way. I gotta throw myself off the stage.
Make some room!
(stops Alex) You're in the show, Alex.
(tries to run)
(stops Alex again)
Yes.
With feeling!
(whispers) Oh. (to Zeke) With feeling.
Ew! (tries to clean the floor)
Would you die already?!
Fine! (gets a pillow and sits on it then whispers) I'm Dead.
Hey I've got something that will put our name on the wizard map!
(Justin and Jerry look interested.)
Okay, how about a spell to make clear plastic that's sticky on one side and it helps wizards put drawings on the refrigerator? I'll call it, Russo's Sticky Strips.
You know, that sounds vaguely similar to something that we have right here (picks up tape), called tape.
(Max observes the tape)
Oh man! This is even better than mine! It has a convenient clear holder and a serrated edge for clean cuts!
As teacher's deputy... [walks over to TJ] TJ, why don't you take out your sketch pad and draw yourself a detention slip?
TTJ
I'll show you a detention slip!
Thank you, that's exactly what I wanted to hear.
TTJ
Well that backfired.
This is awesome!
Is it Max? Is this what you really wanted for your birthday?!
If we live I am so taking my gift card back!
Did she steal our stories?
Wait.
Did she steal our stories?
Wait. [reads for a few more seconds then slams the book close] She stole our stories!
I knew it! Our stories are making this lady rich!
And famous!
And famous! There's a crazy ten minute sale, the kids get stuck in a movie, the brother turns invisible and they pour orange soda into a genie's lamp.
FHFuture Harper
I'm Harper from the future.
FHFuture Harper
Ooh you seem upset. Did Mason break up with you already?
Who's Mason?
[Alex picks up book]
RGRandom Girl
[gasps] Alex Russo has a book!
(shouting at Harper at the Grand Canyon) HARPER! I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!
A MISSION TO DO WHAT?
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE? I ALREADY SAW THAT!
MEET ME BACK AT THE HOUSE!
OKAY!
OH, SO YOU HEAR THAT? (leaves)
(after Alex gives a speech on what she realized about the structure of the Helpers Club) That was a wonderful speech... (gets excited) Worthy of a ribbon!
(Happy Helpers cheer)
(frustrated) No! I dont want a ribbon!
It's either the ribbon or suspension.
(takes the ribbon) Oh, its a lovely ribbon.
I got a date! I got a date! I got a date!
Oh, Max. I told you. If a girl walks in and asks if we do take-out, it doesn't mean she wants to take you out.
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