I mean you stop here so often I believe they call it "Dean's Corner"
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Professor Crumbs] You're the one with the beard and yet I'm the mature one.
3,2,1. Evil.
(turns around and looks evil)
Yeah, it's too late.
(looks at Ronald) I don't look like him, do I? (takes off Justin's glasses and looks at her reflection and gasps)
I love tether ball! It's the only ball you can never lose!
Oh I heard him! He said that you and him are going to start your evil lives together! Congratulations!
Couldn't we just wait for the elevator to come back up?
Justin, even I know that's a bad idea!
And Professor Crumbs, I'm firing you! And just to prove that I am evil, I'll take that beard.
(takes off his beard and gives it to Ronald)
(shocked and covers her mouth)
(shocked and takes off his glasses)
Not your spit! Bull's eye!
Oh, Okay .. Well then D Battery Guy does. [Wears a purse]
"Popcon's in town!
"Popcon's in town!!"
"Popcon's in town!?"
"Popcorn's in town!!? That doesn't make any sense...why am I so excited?"
We can call it...a parade balloon! [Loudly] Hey everyone! I'm just looking at that realistic looking parade balloon!
Then why did you yell at that guy playing in front of your restaurant?
Singing about your girl? Oh wah wah wah. You're playing in front of a restaurant, no wonder she's gone.
[to her family] Did you know they're making parade balloons more realistic looking? Just keep that in mind in case that comes up...
[Taxi crashes through kitchen window]
[unconvincingly] Oh my goodness! A realistic parade balloon broke free!
I'm a baby, I forget things. Hey look! I have a belly button
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