I don't know why you guys even bothered taking that test. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.
That's not for a long while, Justin.
And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.
Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And, you don't take any of this magic seriously.
I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?
[Professor Crumbs, who was about to take Alex's powers, is turned into guinea pig] Don't look at me, I don't have my powers!
This is my problem not yours. Don't let me drag you down.
But you don't drag me down. I don't want you to lose your powers. Everytime you mess up; I have to think of a way to fix it. You make me a better wizard.
RC Report Card
Hey kid, I can tell you how to get rid of a bad report card.
RC Report Card
Get good grades.
Hate you too. (they look at eachother for a bit, then hug)
...And if it means that much to you, i'll sign your tortilla petition.
I quit. [Grabs Harper's arm] And we're going to the kitchen...[Everyone gasps] to eat...[more gasps] And we don't care who watches!
[On the phone talking to his Mom] So you and Dad crossed over into New Jersary right, Then It's official I'm in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, If their was THEN can I be in charge? YES!! [Hangs up phone and blows a whistle] Okay, I'm in charge.
[Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, a tidal wave, now you're in charge!
Alex, you just ruined my new clothes.
Justin, when you wear something for a week, it's not new anymore. It just needs a wash.
[Throws a water balloon at Justin] Hey, look, I just washed it. You're welcome!
C'mon Alex, you got a D in lunch.
[walks into the Wizard Lair] Ooh, yay! I'm in the Wizard Lair. Or as I like to call, "The Garage Sale That Never Happened".
[holds up the Speed Shirt] This is a Speed Shirt, it gives you supersonic speed.
Ah, does it grow your hair really long?
[Max, confused]
(After justin turns into a werewolf and he and his girlfriend run off togther)Don't forget your collars, its flea season. [laughs] Man, I am on fire!
I Isebella
(Chews Alex's sweater) Now that was fun!
Really? Because my word was weird
Justin, get in the kitchen right now!
OK, Come on Isabella we're going in the kitchen...
No No, Isabella has to stay here because, of, the, the thing
Justin, you come in the kitchen, Isebella, you stay here
If one person in the family hates someone then the others have to hate them, too.
So, that means if I hate pumpkin pie, you hate pumpkin pie, too?
You know I love pumpkin pie!
Dean-Hey Salad, Just like my mama make it.
No, wait, well..yes. But I'm MAXIMAN!
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