DDoor
[SINGSONGING] DUN-DUN-DUN...
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'll see you in the finals, jerk.
HNHugh Normous
[during 12 ball semi-finals] He did it! He hit the tattler!
JPJerko Phoenix
Looks like it's just you, me and destiny.
Oh, I love porcini mushrooms.
SGSalad Girl
That's what the hot dog guy in Washington Square Park said.
Get your Bronxstrami. Central Park sandwich. Right here at the Sub station!
Hey, it's working.
SGSalad Girl
Salads make you perky. Sandwiches make you sleepy.
Salads are un-American!!
EDr Evilini
Did my messenger fish just tell you my evil plan?
No.
MFMessenger Fish
All right, this time pay attention, 'Dear Mamma, you'd be proud to know that after the twelve ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain [Alex puts hand over the messenger fish's mouth]
Ok, maybe he did tell me.
Oh, come on, she isn't that cute!
Yes, she is!
No, she isn't!
Uh huh.
Wow. Dad is mad inside and out.
Okay, let's talk about it. (disappears with the kids)
Very good, Justin. Alex, you're up.
Oh, okay. This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot. [a brick appears] Oh! It's a pretty dove!
No. Oh! It's a pretty brick. You weren't concentrating. Max, you're up.
This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. [dove sneezes] I said snot, didn't I?
Got it.
Does he have to say, "Got it" after every question? It's throwing me off on my exam.
[surprised] We're taking an exam?
Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?
So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.
[batting her eyes and looking cute] Are you talking about me?
[mocking Alex's expression] Alex, you're doing it right now.
Hey, what's that?
[hastily] Uh...
These parents are now not...
What're you doing?
...two guinea pigs should fill their slot.
What did I just do? I panicked! I needed to buy myself more time.
RCReport Card
To do what?
To panic!
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