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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Is that Ruby Donahue over there?

PMParty Member

No, silly! That's Bambi, the sensitive one! Just stay in character and scream when it's your turn.

[Alex, confused, walks towards the screen and finds out she is in the actual Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2 film] Oh, my goodness, I'm in the movie.

PMParty Member

And just in time, too! We're about to have a super fun Halloween pillow fight in our pajamas!

Aren't you a little old to be in a sorority?

PMParty Member

Aren't you a little young?

Fair enough. [grabs a pillow and begins smashing it over the guest while everybody does the same. Suddenly a phone rings, causing everybody to stop in fear] What's the matter? It's just a phone...why did the music get all scary?

[plays arcade games and stops upon seeing his friends] Why are you guys out here? The movie isn't even over yet.

F1Friend #1

Justin, that movie is WAY too scary! There's somethings in life you cannot unsee!

Where's Alex? She said she'd catch up with you guys.

F2Friend #2

She never did. But weirdly enough, there's an actress in the movie that looked just like her.

Really?

F2Friend #2

Yeah, and she even sounded kinda like her, and she was wearing the exact same outfit as her. Weird, right?

[now understanding that Alex did a spell on herself to get in the movie, he begins making sarcastic answers] Yeah, that's weird. What'd you get on that deductive reasoning test?

F2Friend #2

99%, why?

Now thats even weirder. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? [runs to the same isolated space Alex was in] Alex Russo has messed up and put herself in a movie. Put me also in that movie. [fails to get zapped] That didn't even sound like a spell. OK, what rhymes with "movie"? Boovy, juvy, loovy, PLANT! [realizes that "movie" and "plant" don't rhyme] Plant...this is going to take a while. [leans against the wall, looking for a spell that will work]

Hey, you're Ruby Donahue!

RRuby

Who are you?

Alex.

RRuby

Are you the evil sorority sister who's come back from the grave to punish us for our cute but reckless destruction of perfectly good pillows?!?!

What? No! I'm just a kid, I don't even know what I'm doing in this movie.

RRuby

Me neither. This was all my agent's idea!

Oooh, there's that music again! Where's it coming from?

RRuby

This is the part where I run screaming into the showers for no reason at all.

Well, it was nice meetin' ya.

RRuby

You too!

[finally getting inside the movie] ...in a groovy movie! little 1970s but it worked.

[after seeing two movie clerks talking about two new characters in Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2] Miss, two tickets for that, uh, disaster...party--bingo!--Halloween thing, yeah.

Ok Max, now that your full powers are here. its time for the hat.

Oh not the hat!

What hat?

Dad that hats so ugly!

What hat?!?!

I cant believe my mijito is ready for the hat!

Somebody tell me about the hat already!

I know a Jeannie. Jeannie Kowalski. Jeannie's dont like it when you flick them in the ear. That's lesson number one.

No, lesson number one is leave that girl alone. She's bigger than you.

Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?

I know, orange soda.

What?

If someone poured orange soda in my room I'd be really mad.

You spilled orange soda in your room again didn't you? What did we say about taking it up there?

See she's really mad and she's going to my room.

Please believe me. You have to believe me. You can't let him be invisible forever; I grew up with him. You know he may dorky, and annoying, but he's fun, and gullible to pull pranks. He's my brother I need him back.

(sees Justin in wizard's clothing) You know, you remind me of someone…Terry something? Umm…Barry something? Larry something? Oh, never mind.

(Alex admits she used the portal key, stammering) AHH! THE...PORTAL...G...G...[SCREAMS]

Okay, and on the way we can pick up your new wizard's robes!

Oh, no, Mom. They do just black bathrobes now. Wizard's robes are too formal for these casual times.

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