“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[Throwing a tantrum, the spell broken] It's! Gah! Mars! Who- !? ALEX!!?

Maybe it's not so ridiculous!

Not to mention she left me on Mars.

H-He's right, it's completely my fault.

You are in SO MUCH trouble, young lady!

...I know. (she hugs him, and he points his finger up speechlessly)

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That's not magic.

How do you know I didn't forget my locker combination and then used magic to remember it?

Because you made up a locker combination song.

Alex (with Justin joining in): Right to clear it come on let's hear it! 23, left 8 digits, but don't fidget, 31. Now for the last, don't go too fast! 6 and you're off to class! WHOO!

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Mom and Dad are charmed? WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?! WHO?!

Mom and Dad.

WHAT?! HOW?! WHEN?!

At Dinner.

WHAT?! HOW?!

It was in the Kugel.

WHAT?!

Justin, I think you know what!

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No I got a D on the test. I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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What happened to your faces? Applied your makeup with a hammer?

GGigi

[Laughs with her friends]

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Harper

You didn't come for the tea. You came to protect me.

I'll always be there to protect you.

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[Searches her spellbook] Truth spell. Truth spell. [Reads and casts the spell] Some are evil, some are kind, now all must speak their mind.

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Oh, this is going better than I thought. Hey everybody! I'm a wizard!

EEveryone

Huh!?

Just kidding!

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C'mon guys, hurry! We've got to go check on Dragon!

Why? If anyone messes with him, he'll just breathe fire.

(Annoyed) That's what we're worried about.

What? I thought we just didn't want him to take leaks in the house.

Hey guys. Gotta go check on dragon.

Wait, Justin.

What's going on?

Those flyers you put up worked. Dragon's rightful owner came and picked him up.

His owner?

I'm sorry, honey.

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You lost your found dog? Why don't you rest your head on Frankie's shoulder and tell him ALL about it?

I would, but I don't have time for you to get a ladder.

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The guy came out with the dog and bought this. A program for the Hudson Dog Show.

The Hudson Dog Show? When is it?

Why dontcha buy a copy and find out?

I have to buy it?

Would I come into your restaurant, lick a sandwich and leave? ZINGER! That'll be $8.00 please.

Ugh, okay.... ( reads the program) IT'S TODAY! I'd like to return this for a refund. ( takes money back) ZINGERR!

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Oh Maxy, promise you'll never grow up and leave me!

But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.

Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.

Thank you, daddy.

Save it.

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Alex, lets give it a try. Now, lets say you havent eaten for days and You're in desperate need for a sandwich. What do you do?

I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.

Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.

Where's Mom?

It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.

She left the country? Why, is she ok?

Yes, she's fine.

Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.

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Here, I've already written one down for you, just read that and concentrate.

Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]

You see what I just did there? I just illustrated the dangers of "Spell Improv". [Justin is about to eat Max] Ha-di-di-da! You have to use your words very carefully because in the Wizard World they take you literally. So, when Max said "Make me a peanut butter and jelly," they made him a peanut butter and jelly. [Justin begins to open Max and throws him back onto the couch] Yhoy!

Oh, I get it! Let me try it. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]

Hello!

[To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.

Alex, you're a natural.

Thanks, that wasn't even true!

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I'm sensing you have a devious and poorly thought out plan to get into this Ruby Donahue movie. I'm gonna ask you to leave me out of it.